Police Take Adolph Hitler From His Parents.

[edbermac]

Adolf Hitler Campbell- the three year old, that is - is back in the news. According to New Jersey police, the state's Division of Youth and Family Services took Adolf and his two sisters, one-year-old Joyce Lynn Aryan Nation Campbell and 8-month-old Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie Campbell, from their parents' home Tuesday night.

Little Hilter and his parents got their first fifteen minutes of fame after a New Jersey supermarket refused to put his name on a birthday cake. Little Hitler's incredulous parents talked to the press about the ordeal in December:

"I think people need to take their heads out of the cloud they've been in and start focusing on the future and not on the past," Heath Campbell said Tuesday in an interview conducted on the other side of the Delaware River from where the family lives in Hunterdon County, N.J.

"There's a new president and he says it's time for a change; well, then it's time for a change," he continued. "They need to accept a name. A name's a name. The kid isn't going to grow up and do what (Hitler) did."

The reason why authorities took the children is unclear. According to NBC news, little Hitler's parents are scheduled to appear in court Wednesday.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/01/14/adolf-hitler-campbell-tak_n_157787.html

[GreenPartyVoter]

1. Those poor kids. I hope they can get places with some decent people

[enid602]

24. award

I heard his parents recently received the ´Magda Goebbels parents of the year´award.

[Aristus]

2. If you are naming your kid 'Adolf Hitler' then aren't YOU the one who is focussing on the past?

Just asking, asshole... :eyes:

[Barack_America]

3. Place your bets.

To be safe, I'll place some money on "neglect". But my gut's really telling me to put a bit on "meth" as well.

[YOY]

5. My gut says "meth" 100%

That whacky "master race" and their kooky addictions! Will they ever learn? Tune in next week and findout!

[mountainvue]

23. Yup. That was my first thought. n/t

[YOY]

30. If you've seen a pic of the Dad you're on the same thought train as I.

He has "skinny little nazi tweaker" all over him.

[B3Nut]

32. "Thos damn blue-collar tweakers

they're runnin' this-here town...."

Sorry....seeing "tweaker" gave me a Primus flashback.... ;)

President Obama should give Claypool a Cabinet post of some kind.... :D

Todd in Cheesecurdistan

[YOY]

33. Love that song...was that off of "Pork Soda"?

n.t.

[B3Nut]

36. Sailing The Seas of Cheese...great record (n/t)

[47of74]

11. I'd put my mine on...

I'd put mine on it being something wrong with the 1970s era trailer they call a home.

[Barack_America]

13. Good one!

Or perhaps the state has deemed a bunker unsuitable for children to live in? ;)

[Dr. Strange]

37. I'd put some on "Conspiracy to invade Sudetenland."

[philosophie_en_rose]

4. You look to the future by naming your kid Adolph Hitler?

:eyes:

[greguganus]

6. Cops found out the kids each received Fisher Price Concentration Camp Playlands for Xmas. n/t

[OmmmSweetOmmm]

14. Did they have the accessory, Easy Gas Oven?

[greguganus]

18. Only on the deluxe models. n/t

[OmmmSweetOmmm]

34. .....

lol!

[MrModerate]

7. Naming your kid Hitler is crazy and cruel, but . . .

I'm not sure it's abusive (though maybe it is).

I certainly *expect* the authorities had additional reasons to remove the children from the home.

[Uncle Joe]

19. I hate to say it, but I agree with your post. n/t

[slackmaster]

8. LEAVE ADOLF HITLER ALONE!

[phantom power]

9. Hmm...

Technically, I have no way to know, but I'm gripped by a strong feeling that any parent who names their children Adolph Hitler, Aryan Nation and Himler just might be a neo-nazi freak, and quite possibly nuts in other ways and unfit to be a parent.

But there's no way to be sure.

[Myrina]

27. ... yeah, if it was just little hitler, i'd have pause ... but the sister too?

"Aryan Nation" as a middle name ? Uhhh ... no, they're not neo-nutbags at all ... nope. :eyes:

[ProfessorGAC]

28. Hmmm! That's Certainly Possible!

It sure seems to have some semblance of logic! LOL!
GAC

[countingbluecars]

10. They are going to regret

calling attention to themselves over that birthday cake.

[originalpckelly]

12. You mean people who'd name their kid Adolf Hitler aren't fit to be parents?

That's a shock.

[Mari333]

15. that was the weirdest news title i have ever read

and i need more coffee.

[sinkingfeeling]

16. Might be some type of welfare fraud since neither of the parents were able to work, according

to them.

[WI_DEM]

17. my guess is drugs.

[Dennis Donovan]

20. "According to NBC News, 'little Hitler...'"

Someone get a hold of Robert Smigel - this is soooo ripe for a new "TV Funhouse" cartoon.:rofl:

[okiru109]

21. i'm sure they didn't have to look too hard for signs of abuse

the name was like a flashing neon sign saying please check our kids as we are in no way capable of being responsible parents... hopefully the kids haven't suffered too much harm.

[Stevenmarc]

22. Next animal control will remove Mengele & Eva Braun

[AlCzervik]

25. That headline is trippy.

would make a great tshirt.

[RaleighNCDUer]

26. The reason why authroities took the children is very clear -

the parents are fucking nuts.

[gollygee]

29. So people who name their kid Adolph Hitler might have other problems?

Wow! Who would have guessed?

Poor kids. I wonder what specifically caused them to be taken away?

[Sebastian Doyle]

31. Seems like a good time to listen to some Elvis Costello......

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SsBgOxrnXR4

[Freddie Stubbs]

35. Naming you kid "Adolf Hitler" could be considered child abuse