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Fri Jan-16-09 10:42 AM
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Sign My Farewell Card for George W. Bush! |
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A good friend of mine got laid off last week. We discussed the fact that it's hard to find a "sorry you got laid off" card in the Hallmark aisle. She's always wanted to have a second career as a writer of cheesy Hallmark greeting cards. So in her honor, I wrote this "sorry you got laid off" card for George W. Bush. Please reply with your own thoughtful message!
TO A VERY SPECIAL PRESIDENT
You mutilate my language, You lie and steal and cheat; And when we face a crisis, You run like you've got cleats.
Your war is a disaster; Your "policies" were theft; We'd offer you a parting gift But we've got nothing left.
And so we send this card On your special day, To say, "Too bad you got laid off-- Now GO THE FUCK AWAY!"
I have a tear in my eye just thinking about it,
The Plaid Adder
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Fri Jan-16-09 10:45 AM
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Fri Jan-16-09 10:45 AM
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2. Terrific! Send that one off to Karl Rove's request for letters |
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Fri Jan-16-09 10:47 AM
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Worst president in American history.
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Fri Jan-16-09 10:57 AM
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4. LOL and add my name to that! |
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Canadians, too, feel just like Americans do:
And so we send this card On your special day, To say, "Too bad you got laid off-- Now GO THE FUCK AWAY!"
Says it all for me!
Recommended.
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Fri Jan-16-09 11:02 AM
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5. Roses are red, tulips are yellow... |
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see you in the Hague you miserable piece of monkey shit.
Probably have to work out a better rhyming scheme...
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Fri Jan-16-09 11:02 AM
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6. Let me add, that we're I not terribly concerned that the coming depression |
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might make each of my shoes necessary, I would send two of my smelliest and ask that you repeatedly smack yourself on the head with them and repeat, I'm such a dumbshit!!!!
I really do wish that January 20th would be the last time I would ever here your name again, but I'm going to be working hard to get you indicted for war crimes, so your slimy name isn't going away for me. That pisses me off a bit.
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Fri Jan-16-09 11:04 AM
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7. Great card, but sadly he didn't get laid off. |
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He executed two hostile takeovers and now he's retiring.
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Fri Jan-16-09 11:09 AM
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8. here... let me stamp that for you |
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Fri Jan-16-09 11:38 AM
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Violets are blue Weeds are in the briar So fuck you, you liar.
:hi:
Now go away and eat shit and die, OK?
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Fri Jan-16-09 11:56 AM
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10. A Hallmark moment from Plaid Adder! |
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:hi:
FUCK BYE, 43!!! :mad:
;)
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Fri Jan-16-09 11:56 AM
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11. You think when we say 'Torture!' |
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It's just about your speech, But it's 'cos you want men half-drowned, You're an evil little leach.
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Fri Jan-16-09 01:00 PM
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12. Again; He Didn't Get Laid Off. He's Retiring With Full Benefits. |
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I don't know why people keep wanting to send him stuff saying he was fired, laid off, etc. It's really quite silly.
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Fri Jan-16-09 01:19 PM
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Don't let the door hit ya Where the Good Lord split ya
Oh and take Dick Stain with ya
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Fri Jan-16-09 02:11 PM
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14. Here's how to rhyme, you lamers! |
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Edited on Fri Jan-16-09 02:14 PM by tomreedtoon
You helped out all your buddies Each Boy's Club Millionaire With bonuses and tax breaks And now the cubbord's bare.
You helped destroy the unions Throw jobs under the bus And sent our jobs to China. For that, you made no fuss.
You laughed as darker people Got drowned in New Orleans And when they begged assistance You didn't give cold beans.
You sent four thousand soldiers Into the mouth of Hell You said you'd stop bin Laden: "Who's he? Don't know. Oh, well."
The world now hates our people And kills us when they can. You ruined our reputation To prove you were The Man.
You'll never go to prison You'll never serve a day. The best that we can hope for Is shunning, like O.J.
If you show up in public We will not point and smile. We'll frown and turn our faces, you viper of the Nile.
If rest-au-rants you enter, Beware your food and drink. When we fix meals for you, they May have some anal stink.
We won't attend your speeches Or read your ghost-writ books. Stick to your former buddies, or face our dirty looks.
Though atheists don't like it, Some folks like me will know Some day you'll face your judgment And burn in fires below.
'Twill be the Hell of South Park With Satan, strong and gay, And his old lover Saddam To give you a three way!
And if you think you'd like that, that it's your heart's desire, Remember while it happens, your ass will be on fire!
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Fri Jan-16-09 02:12 PM
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15. I'll sign that card! Love the sentiment. |
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Fri Jan-16-09 02:46 PM
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17. Love those both add my name please now |
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Get Out of the house all of you Fucks-Get Out Now!
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Fri Jan-16-09 03:23 PM
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Since you were never actually legally voted President, I'll refrain from using the term President.
Fuck you.
Thanks
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Fri Jan-16-09 03:36 PM
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roses are red and violets are blue let me tap you with a hammer and watch you spew prison is where you belong, with all the other scum may you never have a happy day, you syphilitic criminal bum
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Fri Jan-16-09 09:10 PM
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22. What I would say to * |
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Edited on Fri Jan-16-09 09:19 PM by Martin Eden
I'd tell you to go fuck yourself But that is much too kind Because if you could perform that feat You'd pleasure your behind
I'd like to say eat shit and die But you deserve much more You should feel all the grief and pain From your misbegotten war
Though I can never make you feel Or think or understand I'll take solace when you hear your name Cursed throughout the land
From inside a lonely prison cell Stark and grim and cold While every day you pay for your crimes Till you're sick, heartbroken, and old
And when you finally leave the earth You fucked over oh so well If there is a God and afterlife You're going straight hell
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