What do you think the first line was in the note Bush left for Obama??

[Are_grits_groceries]

Here are some suggestions from other sites:

"Please excuse the crayon. I'm not allowed to use anything sharp."

Psst. Do you like me? Check yes or no.

Never gonna give you up,
Never gonna let you down,
Never gonna run around and desert you.
Never gonna make you cry,
Never gonna say goodbye,
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.
(ha! you've been rickrolled!)

U can haz prezidency. Watch the prezzles. Hymlick Manoover no fun!

Tag! You're it!

:P

[niceypoo]

1. It will take weeks....

...to air the stench out of the whitehouse.

[yourout]

2. You might want to check the chair before you sit down...I left you a little present...

from the rosebud garden.

[NOW tense]

3. The first line was

scribbles from trying to get a pen to work.

[TBF]

4. "I left you some gin in the bottom drawer" n/t

[billybob537]

5. Al Qieda determined to strike within the US!

[Rabrrrrrr]

6. I bet it looks like this

Dear Barak Bora Baarr Brac Ohbam Obahm Bamm Brach Obamma Bearak Oebama

Dear new guy -

[lame54]

7. "Keep up my good work"

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

8. "Here's the number of the guy I get my coke from..." (nt)

[Cessna Invesco Palin]

9. I can't believe that nobody rickrolled the inaguration.

They could have announced Rick Warren and given us Rick Astley instead. THAT would have been something to remember.

[Are_grits_groceries]

18. That would have made the day even better. LOL nt

[Hugabear]

10. Knowing Bush, it might have been a line of coke

"Hehehe...here's something to help you with them tough decisions!"

[Whoa_Nelly]

11. Ah'd a-give you them thar nuklar codes ya need, but Unka Dick never gave'em to me.

Said Ah was no good at football ever since that pretzel accident.

[LiberalPersona]

12. "I thought you might need a few pointers..."

Seriously I could see that being close to what he really wrote.

[CoffeeCat]

13. Bush's first (and only) line...

Geez, I'm sorry about wrecking the world; but to make up for it, I left ya a child dressed up
as a box of Junior Mints.

[Stevenmarc]

14. If you need any help Presidenting give me a call.

[Hubert Flottz]

15. Please give me and Dick a one day head start before you send

the law after us...

[raccoon]

16. This reminds me of a joke about Stalin and Khrushchev. Here goes:

Stalin is dying, and summons Comrade Khruschev to his bedside. Wheezing his last few words with difficulty, Stalin tells Khruschev, "Comrade, the reins of the country are now in your hands. But before I go, I want to give you some advice."

"Yes, yes, Great Leader, what is it?" says Khruschev.

Reaching under his pillow, Stalin produces two envelopes marked 1 and 2. "Take these letters," he tells Khruschev. "Keep them safely--don't open them. Only if the country is in turmoil and things start going badly, open the first one. That'll give you some advice on what to do. And, even after that, if things start going REALLY badly, open the second one." And with a gasp Stalin breathed his last.

Well, Khruschev succeeded him, and sure enough, within a few years things started going badly--unemployment increased, crops failed, people became restless. Nikita decided it was time to open the first letter. All it said was: "Blame everything on me!" So Khruschev launched a massive deStalinization campaign, and blamed Josef for all the excesses and purges and ills of the present system, and bought himself some time that way.

But things continued on the downslide--Kennedy successfully rebuffed Soviet missiles in Cuba, unemployment increased even more, crops failed even more, the Politburo was unhappy with Khruschev's leadership and upstarts like Brezhnev and Gromyko were threatening his credibility. So finally, after much deliberation, Nikita opened the second letter.

All it said was: "Write two letters."

[BadgerKid]

17. If you need firewood, please call me at [phone]. n/t