"Oil is Organic" bumper sticker on neighbor's car.

[spotbird]

I want to print up some "Arsenic is Organic" bumper stickers for her to put next to it. Or maybe just, "I'm stupid."

[lunatica]

1. rattlesnake venom is too

[lob1]

2. Bullshit is organic, too.

[Xipe Totec]

3. So is cancer nt

[DJ13]

4. "Hurl is Organic"

[Ian David]

5. So, invite her over for a glass of motor oil. n/t

[TheKentuckian]

6. You need a "Stupidity is an incurable disease, you're living proof"

sticker or maybe a large neon sign facing their yard would be better.

[Laura902]

7. In the middle of the night go up and stick another sticker next to it

that says "goodbye from the worlds biggest polluter" with a stupid looking bush punching the air, although that might just be taken as a sweet gift by your neighbor.................

[zeemike]

8. So is shit

and I don't want that in my watter ether.

[Statistical]

9. Make one that says "Cancer is natural" to put right next to it.

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[damntexdem]

11. So is cancer.

nuff said

[Recursion]

12. Arsenic isn't organic, incidentally

And there are basically no organic arsenides, since arsenic is a Group V chemical.

[HopeHoops]

13. So is BULL SHIT!

[Gold Metal Flake]

14. Get your own "You can't fix stupid"

Just put it on and park near her. It's innocent. A popular phrase from a popular comic. Not a direct retort to your neighboring moron.

No, not at all. O8)

[nc4bo]

15. So is poison ivy but I wouldn't want to roll around in it.

The stupid continues.

[proud2BlibKansan]

16. It's a new wing nut talking point

They are trying to convince us that the oil spill is not that big of a deal because the oil comes from nature and Gawd would never put harmful substances on the earth.

[quaker bill]

17. Arsenic is 100 percent natural

but it is not organic. Ricin, one of the most deadly poisons known is 100 percent natural and organic. Oil is natural, and for the most part, organic, however I suspect there are some inorganic contaminants in crude which is part of the reason they refine it.

[LuvNewcastle]

18. Maybe she would like

a neglected nuclear power plant next to her house. After all, nuclei are all around us.

[Riftaxe]

19. Does her other bumpers sticker say, "Water Is Wet"?

Although there is nothing stupid about stating the truth, perhaps instead of a "I'm Stupid" bumper sticker, slap a "I state the flipping obvious" one on?

[ladywnch]

20. Tar is organic too but I don't recommend living in it!

Natural Gas is natural and so why don't you just take a couple of real good deep breaths of it, Bunky!

[blm]

21. Anthrax is organic

.

[SoCalDem]

22. So is cancer..and TB...and polio..etc. n/t

[Canuckistanian]

23. Pump some crude oil into their gas tank, then

Tell them it's "free range" oil.

[ZombieHorde]

24. Do you think the sticker was pro-oil or anti-organic? nt