Cops find naked drunk men covered in mud in woods

[Hell Hath No Fury]

(06-15) 12:13 PDT Lewiston, N.Y. (AP) --Police in western New York said two Canadian men attended a church festival and wound up in the woods drunk, naked and covered in mud.

State police said troopers found a 22-year-old man from Hamilton, Ontario sitting along a road in the town of Lewiston, just outside Niagara Falls, around 5:45 a.m. Sunday.Troopers said he was caked in mud.

After questioning him, troopers found a 23-year-old man from Hamilton covered in mud and passed out in a ditch nearby.

Police said both men were highly intoxicated.

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Wow. That musta been some church festival! :wow:

[Quantess]

1. Sounds like a fun church!

Seriously though, this is not news-worthy, IMO. This sounds like drunken young people whooping it up.

[RC]

2. Howcome women never do anything like this?

[Quantess]

8. Keep it kicked. Some woman will eventually chime in and say she has

participated in a drunken, naked, mud fight.

What's the big deal, people?

[struggle4progress]

23. They do, all the time. But they're smart enough not to get caught

[LiberalFighter]

3. GW wasn't there?

[Poll_Blind]

4. When they hose off the mud I'm interesting in seeing which Young Republicans chapter they're...

...associated with.

PB

[surrealAmerican]

19. Even though they were in this country ...

... these were naked, drunk, church-going Canadians!

[Fumesucker]

5. Was that on the Appalachian Trail?

Enquiring minds want to know..

[City Lights]

When I read the thread title I assumed this was a post about Bohemian Grove.

:evilgrin:

[TexasObserver]

6. That's pretty normal behavior for a guy from Hamilton, Ontario.

[Cleita]

7. How funny.

When I worked in a campground near the Canadian border, we were often overrun with drunken Canadians. I once asked a couple of them why they didn't vacation in their beautiful parks at home. It turns out they can't drink in the national parks in their country, well BC anyway, so they come camping on our side so they can throw a few brews down on their vacations. If they got too drunk and disorderly though, I usually had to send the rangers over to have a talk with them.

[Toasterlad]

9. This Thread Is Useless Without Pictures

[damntexdem]

10. No, read your bibles again: it's not mud, it's FIG LEAVES!

And it was the TREE, not the bottle, of knowledge of good and evil.

;-)

[RedCloud]

11. They can't be nekked if they are wearing mud!

[SalmonChantedEvening]

12. Water shortage at the baptism. There's been a lot of that lately.

:yoiks:

[political_Dem]

13. Were they trying to reenact the Bohemian Grove?

;)

[awoke_in_2003]

14. these guys

were just practicing brotherly love and affection :)

[Initech]

15. $10 says someone mistook them for Bigfoot!

[Riftaxe]

16. The mud was obviously to protect against poison ivy,

insects, and alien predators of course... :shrug:

[grilled onions]

17. What's "Sarong"

about being dressed in a mud sling??

[Ignis]

20. Boo. Hiss.

[tinrobot]

18. If they're covered in mud - then, technically, they're not naked.

Just sayin'

[elocs]

21. Now I'll bring this OP to the top of GD. n/t

[Liberal_in_LA]

22. kick

[AnnieBW]

24. Sounds like a Saturday night at a Pagan Festival to me!

Drunk - check
Naked - check
Covered in mud - check

Were they dancing around a bonfire beating drums?