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Sun May-13-07 08:30 PM
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"Looky, I'm the conductor guy!" Pic>> |
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Sun May-13-07 08:37 PM
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1. Bush Bucks up the Feet |
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Visible proof why the orchestras of the 19th century just got the beat off the concertmaster's bow, or the bass drum -- and didn't need conductors.
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Sun May-13-07 09:49 PM
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20. Nowadays it's the Orpheus Chamber Orchestra. |
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They put out LOTS of CDs and have no conductor, like the olden days.
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Sun May-13-07 08:37 PM
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2. "Karl, where's the other stick?" |
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"No, I don't think it's up there."
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Sun May-13-07 08:38 PM
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That is what any picture of * makes me feel like...
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Sun May-13-07 08:39 PM
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you can tell this idiot suffers more than anyone for what's happening in Iraq.
By the way, what's that square thing under his jacket?
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Sun May-13-07 08:39 PM
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Bush draws inspiration from the late great Boris Yeltsin.
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Sun May-13-07 08:40 PM
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6. I must finally ask: HOW THE *** does Bush form that half-moon mouth? |
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Sun May-13-07 08:46 PM
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He's fine. It really was just a pretzel.
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Sun May-13-07 08:41 PM
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7. Talent:the ability to juggle 1 stick at a time. nt |
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Sun May-13-07 08:49 PM
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Sun May-13-07 08:43 PM
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8. Regardless of what the real conductor may say, he was belittling her. |
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He was making light of her profession, and no amount of lipstick on the pig can change that fact. He's an arrogant, disrespectful little pissant.
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Sun May-13-07 08:44 PM
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9. Pathological narcissism on stage yet again |
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That detestable creature should be locked up alone in a padded cell for the rest of his miserable life. :grr: :puke:
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Sun May-13-07 08:50 PM
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16. The Pretend Prez pretending once more....He is a total LOSS |
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Why are we paying this dude???
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Sun May-13-07 08:44 PM
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The Clown-in-Chief gave the (female) conductor an affectionate head-rub.
Sheez. I'd have to do a Britney Spears and shave my head if that happened to me. At least Clinton kept his hands to himself in public, but this buttwipe has no class whatsoever.
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Sun May-13-07 10:24 PM
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22. Look on the bright side. |
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He didn't try to massage her shoulders, and he didn't imply she had last conducted the orchestra in 1776.
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Sun May-13-07 08:46 PM
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Edited on Sun May-13-07 08:49 PM by Drum
*SEE ALSO: Condoleezza, whose name is derived from the Italian musical expression, Con dolcezza, which means "with sweetness"
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Sun May-13-07 08:47 PM
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13. Gentle tap on shoulder and whisper from Rove. |
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"Pssst... Mr. President...You're supposed to be facing the orchestra... not the press corp".
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Sun May-13-07 10:25 PM
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While the orchestra played his tune, the press corps' job was to dance to it.
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Sun May-13-07 08:50 PM
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15. Thank Zeus I'm on dial-up & don't have to see whatever graphic he's in, but |
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I saw the network news and his "conducting," and I wonder if the country at large is SICK of this clown.
He don't go to funerals.
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Sun May-13-07 09:02 PM
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17. Is there a fat lady in the house? |
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We've got a vocal part that needs filling.
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Sun May-13-07 09:05 PM
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18. You told me I could score. This sucks. Karl! |
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Sun May-13-07 09:49 PM
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19. "Let's stick this up his heiney. Then maybe he'll talk" |
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Sun May-13-07 09:58 PM
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21. Always about him. Always has to be the center of attention. Always. |
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Narcissist, sociopath prick.
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Sun May-13-07 10:27 PM
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24. Is it the 4th of July already? |
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I can't wait to light my sparkler!
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Sun May-13-07 10:30 PM
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Conductor Bush, Jet Fighter Bush, and Cowboy Bush! (Baton Not Included, Batteries sold separately!)
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Sun May-13-07 10:33 PM
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Now, lemme see here — one end's bigger. I guess the other end must be littler. Maybe it... goldammit. KARL! C'mere 'n' show me how this thing works!"
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Sun May-13-07 10:38 PM
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27. I'm a war president. I'm the Decider. I'm the Conductor. |
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Edited on Sun May-13-07 10:39 PM by Gregorian
If things keep going the way they are, I'll be the Prisoner.
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Sun May-13-07 10:40 PM
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28. Reading off the prompter below him - Lets see now, lift arms, lower arms, lift arms lowers arms |
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Sun May-13-07 10:41 PM
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29. Sure a dictatorship would be easier. Now watch me conduct. |
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Sun May-13-07 10:42 PM
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....a little more pizzaissimo....
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Sun May-13-07 10:46 PM
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31. Hey, I thought this thing worked in 4/4. Fool me twice. |
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Haha.
I love your username. I can't stop laughing. And I don't even know what it means.
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Ghost in the Machine
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Mon May-14-07 12:04 AM
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32. I was so hoping he was on a train! |
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It would make a great pic for my "Impeachment Train" that I'm thinking about...
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Mon May-14-07 12:21 AM
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....You have to HOLD the legato on that last note, and THEN hit the crescendo going into the final movement! Are you people idiots or something? Because I know idiots when I see 'em..."
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Mon May-14-07 12:28 AM
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34. "I saw Lawrence Welk do this..." |
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"A one and a... Laura! What comes after one???"
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Mon May-14-07 05:56 AM
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In D Ranged. Dmitri Suchadumass conducting.
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Mon May-14-07 06:04 AM
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36. the acoustics are fabulous in my bubble |
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Mon May-14-07 06:17 AM
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37. Lancelot Link: Secret Chimp |
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