This guy is not some fracking evil genius!

He's not smart. He's not crafty. He's not street-wise. He's not crazy like a fox.

He is a easily manipulated narcissistic buffoon in mental decline who never got enough attention from his mommy and daddy. He doesn't care if he's a dictator or a President. All he wants is to be loved and respected, and he's going to do whatever the people who he thinks love and respect him want him to do. The only reason he respects authoritarian dictators is because, pee tapes aside, those people pretend to respect him, and he thinks these "friends" of his command respect, so he wants to be just like them.

He hates Pelosi, Schumer, Hillary, Obama, Kamala because they know he's a fraud and they laugh at him in public. He hates any news organization that calls him out on his idiocy. He hates the left because he is not loved by the left. He hates non-MAGAt Republicans because they don't respect him.

No shit Sherlock, you say, you're not telling us anything we don't know. Where are you going with this?

Democrats in Congress, it is time to take one for the team. It's time to start some tiny gladhanding, kissing giant orange ass and sucking some tiny mushroom d!ck. Left leaning billionaires and celebrities, choke back some vomit and suck up to the guy. I don't care if you have to cry and take a fricking Silkwood shower afterwards. Put your brown-nose to the grindstone and save the Republic.

MANIPULATE HIM! Destroy his trust in his cabinet and his kitchen cabinet. MANIPULATE HIM! Show him how popular he'll be if he just does (fill in the blank). MANIPULATE HIM! MANIPULATE HIM! MANIPULATE HIM!

And when he is dead and gone, we can all join hands, sing Kumbaya and piss on his grave together.

Springfield, OH...I'm on my way to save the day!!!

After extensive scientific research and testing over the past 24 hours, I have developed a line of pet treats that will make your fur baby's tissues and organs poisonous to human beings. These treats have ZERO impact on the health and safety of your pet, and the good thing is they look and taste just like ordinary pet treats.

I will have my booth set up in the parking lot of the Heart of Ohio Antique Center at the corner of SR-40 and I-70 today from noon to 9:00 p.m.

Snausages for dogs - $100/treat
Temptations Tasty Chicken Flavor for cats - $100/pack of two

All treats are conveniently packaged in Ziploc baggies.

Exact change only. Venmo, Cashapp and Apple Pay accepted.

Upcoming Trump Campaign Tour Stops and Photo Ops:

Gettysburg National Battlefield - Gettysburg, PA
Oklahoma City National Memorial & Museum - Oklahoma City, OK
Holocaust & Humanity Center - Cincinnati, OH
Lincoln's Tomb - Springfield, IL
Hurricane Katrina Memorial Park - New Orleans, LA
9/11 Memorial - New York, NY

Foreign Stops:

Auschwitz-Birkenau Museum - Poland
Normandy American Cemetery - France (weather permitting)
Gaza Strip - Israel

I would like to see Kamala address Trump like this...

"Joe Biden and I beat your ass like a drum in the 2020 election, and I'm going to do it again in November, so if you can still hear me with that ridiculous bandage on your ear, have your nursemaids break out the Desitin."

You lost - check.
You're still a loser - check.
Your attempt to garner sympathy is laughable - check.
You're an addlebrained old fuck - check.

VANCE/TRUMP!!!!

Do you want to drive Trump absolutely mad(der)?

Print up some "Vance-Trump" posters or flags that give JD Vance (I believe the JD stands for Junior Douche) top billing. Hand them out to the rubes at Trump events and let them wave them around during his ramblings. Believe me, Ol' Donny Half-helix will go insane if he sees that lickspittle get top-billing.

If anyone could stomach attending a Trump event, one could even start a "Vance, Vance, Vance" cheer. The rubes would probably think nothing of it, but boy-oh-boy would that dig directly into TSF's rind.

I guess I'll never visit Daily Beast again.

I usually take a look for entertainment and movie reviews, and usually to see what kind of stupidity that republican asshole Matt Smith has to say.

Today, I count 18 articles about how Biden should step down, or how he can be pushed out...of course one by that republican asshole Matt Smith.

Ridiculous!

Top Ten Excuses to Get Out of a Presidential Debate.

From the home office in Genoa Township, the Top Ten Excuses to Get Out of a Presidential Debate.
10. Bone spurs.
9. Covfefe.
8. Only suckers and losers debate.
7. Conflicting appointment to get my hair (singular) cut.
6. Many people are saying a debate is unnecessary because I'm already winning by a lot.
5. Podium not big enough to hide Aileen.
4. I've never met that man, and he's not even my type.
3. I'm being fitted for an ankle bracelet.
2. Have you seen Obama lately? I mean, what if the guy just wanders off the stage and hurts himself.
1. Trumpdinger's Shark: A shark, a vial of poison and a battery are all placed in an enclosed water tank. If a voltmeter attached to the battery reads above a certain level, the poison will be released killing the shark. Therefore, until the tank is opened, I have both won and lost the debate at the same time.

DAFUCK ARE THE TOONS???

I went to the Columbus Air Show 2024 on Father's Day.

I wasn't paying much attention until the end of the day, but when I looked around the crowd while the USAF Thunderbirds performed at the end of the day, I realized that I hadn't noticed any MAGA hats or TRUMP shirts all day. I'm sure there were some. I saw maybe four red hats in the crowd that could have been MAGAts, but they were too far away to tell. I just thought it was odd. It's Ohio. It's not like the cultists here are ever afraid or ashamed to flaunt their dedication to Baron von Shitzenpantz. Especially at a pro-Murca, pro-military event like this.

Fuck The Rock!

I can smell what you're cooking. It's called self serving chickenshit!

https://www.thedailybeast.com/the-rock-says-he-regrets-endorsing-biden-in-2020-and-wont-do-it-again?ref=home?ref=home