Well excuse me, but I had a Swiss army knife on that keychain!

Honestly, it's amazing there's no version of the Bible with commercial sponsorship yet.

The possibilities are endless.

The Nativity Story brought to you by Marriott International. We’ll always have room for you!

Changing Water into Wine brought to you by Drizly Alcohol Delivery. You don’t need a miracle if you’ve got Drizly!

The Feeding of the 5000 brought to you by Papa’s Fish & Chips. There won't be any leftovers to collect!

Jesus Walking on the Water brought to you by Sea-Doo jet skis. Why walk when when you could ride?

Matthew 28:6 "He is not here, for he has risen, just as he said."

“Come, see the Cadbury Creme Eggs he left where He was lying.”

Yes. They enjoy bullying vicariously through him.