If so, do I have the deal for you!
You can register now for the 2021 For God and Country Patriot Roundup* conference deep in the heart of Dallas, Texas!
Headlining speakers include General Michael Flynn, a man who once caused a US District Court judge to make a double take as to why he hadn't been charged with treason yet; Kraken extraordinaire Sidney Powell, the Washington Generals of the legal world who wants you to know that former Georgia Senator Kelly Loeffler was murdered in a fiery automobile crash much to Loeffler's own surprise; Comedian and star of
Who's Line is It Anyways? Wayne Brady--
**whispers in ear**--I'm sorry, not Wayne Brady but radio talk show host Wayne Dupree, who thinks that mass shootings were all false flag hoaxes (my deepest apologies to Mr. Brady--huge fan!); drinking/leaking enthusiast George "Dapapodoulous" Papadopoulos; human garbage person Juanita Broaddrick; Gene Ho, the photographer to Diamond and Silk (no, really!); internet commentator RedPill78; Brad Getz--the brainchild behind the sensational video "QAnon is 100% coming from the Trump Administration"; January 6th Capitol Insurrection veteran MC Popa** and who we can only assume is his...daughter(?) Bela Popa, who wants everyone to know she is 18 years old.
Oh yeah, also a bunch of other random sketchy guys with long beards.
$500 a popa (get it?) gets you in the door, while $1,000 will get you the VIP treatment, which is presumably an very uncomfortable moment sitting next to George Papadopoulos at the hotel bar and the exclusive opportunity to buy lunch for Wayne Dupree at the fast food establishment of his choice.***
And yes, in case you're wondering, all of this is 100% real:
https://thepatriotvoice.us/roundup-speakers/
*No affiliation with the weed killer. At least we don't think there is..
**MC Popa's availability is subject to whatever bail conditions might be imposed on him at the time of the event.
***All dollar menu items prohibited.