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Victor_c3

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4. 2.5 rolls of TP! Ha, I didn't even use a complete roll by myself!

Sun Apr 26, 2020, 02:40 PM

Apr 2020

Single (divorced) 40-year-old dad here, I’m not even a prepper.

I bought a 24-pack of TP in January because I finally finished off the 12-pack I bought 13 months ago! I can wait it out until not only social distancing is eased, but the entire economy completely turns around.

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(I learned in the army that if you keep the hair around your butt-hole trimmed that it doesn’t take much TP to clean yourself. Also, if you keep things trimmed down there your more likely to receive analingus [i didn’t learn that in the Army]).

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Now that this is (almost) over [View all] Chainfire Apr 2020 OP

Yeah, almost over! Newest Reality Apr 2020 #1

The only thing that's 'almost over" Cirque du So-What Apr 2020 #2

In my opinion, millions have yet to die in the US alone. Decoy of Fenris Apr 2020 #7

Have the experts revised their original estimates of how many will catch Covid-19? csziggy Apr 2020 #8

Not to my knowledge. Rate of mutation and lack of testing has made forecasts sketchy. Decoy of Fenris Apr 2020 #9

That's what I have been afraid of csziggy Apr 2020 #10

I'm afraid we're both probably correct. This is -far- worse than many consider. Decoy of Fenris Apr 2020 #11

Not sure if I want to live to see what happens or would be ready to go csziggy Apr 2020 #12

It's falling apart... lame54 Apr 2020 #3

2.5 rolls of TP! Ha, I didn't even use a complete roll by myself! Victor_c3 Apr 2020 #4

Next time I go to the barber shop Chainfire Apr 2020 #5

Pro-tip: it's called a "bro-zillian" Victor_c3 Apr 2020 #6