Imagine how utterly miserable it would be to live life as a republican

[Aristus]

4. I'm so glad I'm not a Republican, or of the mind-set that drives people to the GOP.

Have you noticed that they're never happy?

Look at the shit-spackled fuckdribbles who led an armed assault on the Michigan statehouse. They have everything they want: Donald Trump in the White House, a conservative Supreme Court, and a Republican Senate. But they're not happy; they're angry. They're white, which pretty much indemnifies them from becoming a victim of extrajudicial murder at the hands of a racist cop. But they're not happy.

The world is headed toward climate-change eco-disaster, but they're not happy about that. They're destroying the environment, but they're not happy about that. Environmental conservation, which they hate with the heat of a thousand suns, is failing us. But they're not happy.

They passed laws allowing them to take guns anywhere and everywhere, even into grocery stores, fast food restaurant, and church. But they're not happy.

I couldn't live a life of perpetual grievance. I enjoy being happy when conditions warrant it.

I could never be a Republican.