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The Genealogist

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4. Bwahahaha...that's right! We're gonna steal your Christmas all over again!
Sat Dec 5, 2020, 09:13 PM
Dec 2020

Despite the fact that we are such weak snowflakes that we are unable to function outside of our safe spaces, we will once again take your Christmas away from you! Then we'll hide it and you'll never find it!

Seriously, this nonsense reminds me of how my mother and her mother used to control me. Make up fantastic stories about some awful thing that would happen if I didn't stay in line. Like I'd be attacked by a mannequin if I didn't stop acting a fool in the department store. Strangely, this tactic stopped working on me by the time I was six or seven. Yet, these brainwashed idiots eat it up like manna from heaven.

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Oh great, this lie again! I never knew seasonal lies were a thing. Karadeniz Dec 2020 #1
It's going around. They should all be lying into thier elbow for the safety of honest people. yankeepants Dec 2020 #3
...and heard him say that Hunter Biden stole from countries all over like a vacuum cleaner! Brainfodder Dec 2020 #2
Bwahahaha...that's right! We're gonna steal your Christmas all over again! The Genealogist Dec 2020 #4
meanwhile the supreme court is pushing us into a theocracy. mucifer Dec 2020 #5
Shut the fuck up Donny you fat piece of shit Blue Owl Dec 2020 #6
Ha the war on Christmas is back - like good ole times. fearnobush Dec 2020 #7
Raise your hand if you think Ass Face leftieNanner Dec 2020 #9
Same thought here-Donnie Religiously avoids Christmas's true meaning StClone Dec 2020 #14
Gold diggers don't care Skittles Dec 2020 #19
Who gives a fuck about Christmas stuff?? tulipsandroses Dec 2020 #8
It's almost like they never have any new ideas struggle4progress Dec 2020 #10
This message was self-deleted by its author CatLady78 Dec 2020 #20
So fucking sick of him. smirkymonkey Dec 2020 #11
so fucking sick of him also nt steve2470 Dec 2020 #17
Truer words were never written. North Shore Chicago Dec 2020 #21
Look for tall green person edhopper Dec 2020 #12
Remember those years we couldn't do Christmas? Beartracks Dec 2020 #13
Nobody stole Christmas. Trump sold it to UAE to get the peace deal. KentuckyWoman Dec 2020 #15
Pfft... they're not even aware of the latest plans! Buckeye_Democrat Dec 2020 #16
Io Saturnalia! Withywindle Dec 2020 #18
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