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Bayard

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9. I'm thinking a giant rat sticky trap

Reply to Tommy_Carcetti (Original post)

Mon Jan 4, 2021, 07:27 PM

Jan 2021

Bait it with hamberder.

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Something that happened today that might be useful if Trump still refuses to leave after January 20 [View all] Tommy_Carcetti Jan 2021 OP

Heh! northoftheborder Jan 2021 #1

This has potential...... Nevilledog Jan 2021 #2

Excellent plan! MaryMagdaline Jan 2021 #3

I'll start collecting my excretion fluid immediately. Midnight Writer Jan 2021 #4

I keep mine in the fridge. yonder Jan 2021 #7

I still contend that the most effective tool would be hundreds of bowls of mashed potatoes. JHB Jan 2021 #5

L think you have something there! 2naSalit Jan 2021 #33

Set them out on the South Lawn, along with buckets of fried chicken. lagomorph777 Jan 2021 #50

No, I'm thinking of the story told by Mary Trump... JHB Jan 2021 #51

This has some possibilities! MuseRider Jan 2021 #6

They tried to get Trump out of a Russian hotel that way. Turned out he liked it. Midnight Writer Jan 2021 #8

Ha Ha Ha! MuseRider Jan 2021 #10

LOL! lunatica Jan 2021 #11

Hehehe! Niagara Jan 2021 #16

That is DUZY Material! Dem_in_Nebr. Jan 2021 #21

I'm thinking a giant rat sticky trap Bayard Jan 2021 #9

He has a high intolerance level for blood lunatica Jan 2021 #12

It won't work jcgoldie Jan 2021 #13

Unless! jcgoldie Jan 2021 #15

Wrong species. Don't disparage orangutans JHB Jan 2021 #46

Good idea, but the "excretion fluid" would have to be from some creature more vile than FailureToCommunicate Jan 2021 #14

That's a great idea! patphil Jan 2021 #17

This is Trump you're talking about Revanchist Jan 2021 #18

Oh, I thought you were going to say, have him tarred and feathered. ffr Jan 2021 #19

Oohhh, tar in that nasty hair of his is... 3catwoman3 Jan 2021 #36

Naaa. Get the film crew from COPS and let the Secret Service do what they've wanted to do flamin lib Jan 2021 #20

Apparently some of the Secret Service agents actually LIKE him! leftieNanner Jan 2021 #35

The scent of the law jayschool2013 Jan 2021 #22

I know that most people want him in prison, but think about the savings to the taxpayers. niyad Jan 2021 #40

Trash pandas have higher standards. Warpy Jan 2021 #23

I second that motion. ShazzieB Jan 2021 #52

I'm thinking a mirror, a cross, and maybe some garlic. CanonRay Jan 2021 #24

You might also need strong sunlight. What's the weather report? soldierant Jan 2021 #30

And a stake, a nice sharp one, to... 3catwoman3 Jan 2021 #39

One problem Soxfan58 Jan 2021 #25

Soak the rag in Russian hooker pee and Trump will stay forever. TeamPooka Jan 2021 #26

Since he absolutely despises President Obama, Mr. Evil Jan 2021 #27

del monte beef stew stinks to high heaven when opened . AllaN01Bear Jan 2021 #28

feed him veggies + no ice cream. pansypoo53219 Jan 2021 #29

How about a dollar bill at the end of the stick? cp Jan 2021 #31

Won't work relayerbob Jan 2021 #32

You owe me a keyboard. bluescribbler Jan 2021 #34

Plan B DallasNE Jan 2021 #37

Menstrual blood. niyad Jan 2021 #38

. JudyM Jan 2021 #45

I still prefer Forest Service Rangers AmericanCanuck Jan 2021 #41

wrong sex...? myohmy2 Jan 2021 #42

lol worth a try housecat Jan 2021 #43

Well writen CMYK Jan 2021 #44

IDK this feels more satisfying flibbitygiblets Jan 2021 #47

Better idea, instead of a stick. Smackdown2019 Jan 2021 #48

I kind of want him to be dragged out of the White House by... NNadir Jan 2021 #49