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muriel_volestrangler

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6. Goats now being reconsidered after tax advantages being remembered

Wed Jun 2, 2021, 02:32 PM

Jun 2021

When Trump flew into a rage at the news that he was expected to pay another $750 federal income tax this year, his accountants remembered their successful use of goats to avoid property taxes by classifying his golf courses as farms.

"We thought 'why not kill two birds with one stone?' And then also thought that the sight of seeing some innocent animals killed would also cheer the failed former president up, so are now arranging the delivery of pigeons and rocks. Donald Jr. and Eric are said to be excited to lead what they call "our most dangerous safari yet, against The Deadliest Quarry - birds that shit on you. How do you think our hair ended up looking like this?".

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BREAKING NEWS: With blog now scuttled, Trump's staff orders 24-7 boat parades to liven his spirits. [View all] Tommy Carcetti Jun 2021 OP

Like this? True Blue American Jun 2021 #1

Or this: Tommy Carcetti Jun 2021 #4

please be the Onion onethatcares Jun 2021 #2

It's Tommy Carcetti, even better than the Onion! Wednesdays Jun 2021 #9

I love good satire LetMyPeopleVote Jun 2021 #3

Boats full of mooning occupants would be a riot. CentralMass Jun 2021 #5

Goats now being reconsidered after tax advantages being remembered muriel_volestrangler Jun 2021 #6

Between Tommy's writing and this article - made my day underpants Jun 2021 #7

You must have very boring days... Tommy Carcetti Jun 2021 #12

I just made a little Trump floater parade underpants Jun 2021 #8

this is real shit? demtenjeep Jun 2021 #10

Not quite. Tommy Carcetti Jun 2021 #11

This is hilarious! Cymande Jun 2021 #13