From the 'you can't make shit up this funny' file

[Major Nikon]

25. Reply #2 from dipshit

I did not install any signs on your property. If you don't want the signs there, you are welcome to remove them. Just as you likely installed them.

Have a nice life. This is the last time I will respond to your absurd and immature threats.

Sincere regards,

Robert

Robert Slattery
Cash Flow Assets LLC
425-205-1000

What I think it totally hilarious is if he didn't want to respond, he should have thought of that from the beginning. Now I have a written paper trail proving he received my invoice. I have no intention of removing his signs. Why would I? He's going to pay me $20 per day to keep them there and more in penalties if he doesn't pay up. I'm just going to keep sending him invoices and notices of non-payment. At some point I'll sue him and/or turn him over to a collection agency.

The one part he absolutely got right is I have a lot of time on my hands since I'm mostly retired. That doesn't really work in his favor. I've got plenty of time to go after him for payment.