From the 'you can't make shit up this funny' file

[Major Nikon]

32. With tort law you don't have to prove anything

All it takes is a preponderance of evidence and a judge decides one way or another. The sign was certainly placed there by someone and it makes zero sense I would do it. His point about how I stole his signs and then fraudulently tried to send him a "bogus" invoice I don't think it going to fly very high in front of a judge. The most logical explanation is he placed the sign there, which he obviously did.