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In reply to the discussion: Can we rise above the locker room humor: KILL THE COUCH MEME! [View all]
FSogol
(47,469 posts)4. Concern noted.
PS. No one here fell for it. 
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Nope, time to get with the times or get out of the way. Vance has big couch fucker energy and that's not our fault.
DFab420
Aug 2024
#2
I'm waiting for the Katy Perry parody song, "I Kised A Couch And I Liked It"
TheBlackAdder
Aug 2024
#143
And there's that dog-eared, sticky IKEA catalog stuffed under his mattress...
Ocelot II
Aug 2024
#150
If in fact if he fucked the couch, he needs to apologize to the couch and the American people.
Demsrule86
Aug 2024
#168
We all know it's a joke that's the difference. We're making fun, not actually believing the dude fucked a couch
DFab420
Aug 2024
#29
That's more of a testament to JD than anything, he looks like the type of guy to screw furniture
uponit7771
Aug 2024
#250
Yeah, joking about "having sectional relations with an item of furniture"
RandomNumbers
Aug 2024
#298
As I type, jd is somewhere swiftboating Walz. He's tripling down on calling childless people sociopaths who
ecstatic
Aug 2024
#85
Vance & Trump are already birtherizing Kamala, and are planning to Willie Horton her soon
Hekate
Aug 2024
#210
Too much pearl clutching around here. People need to relax and quit trying to control the fun.
flying_wahini
Aug 2024
#285
Yeah...they all deny it you know...won't take resposbility for harming the poor forlorn couch.
Demsrule86
Aug 2024
#171
JD Vance needs to come on primetime news and explicitly state that he did not have relations with that couch.
Intractable
Aug 2024
#31
Yes, and the interviewer, instead of asking "when did you stop beating your wife"...
brush
Aug 2024
#102
when your opponent slings mud and the media help, you CANNOT just constantly play defense.
unblock
Aug 2024
#33
He'll never live it down with stand-up comics or cartoonists but that won't suffice
Hekate
Aug 2024
#37
THIS. THOSE EVIL M'FERS ARE STARTING TO SWIFTBOAT WALZ, LED BY THE GUY WHO DID IT TO KERRY
Hekate
Aug 2024
#186
Add this: They plan to Willie Horton former prosecutor Kamala Harris. Bet on it.
Hekate
Aug 2024
#212
When THE CAMPAIGN signals it is time to drop, okay. Until then, keep it going.
Stinky The Clown
Aug 2024
#45
Nah, I'm up for anything that puts rightwingers in thier place and makes me laugh, too.
Think. Again.
Aug 2024
#47
The couch need a lawyer...I am sure there may be sectional abuse involved. Vance needs to pay!
Demsrule86
Aug 2024
#159
When a man is trying to take away your freedoms, it's time to stop playing nice.
Doodley
Aug 2024
#51
Mind your own damn business! See what I did there. For some it's fun. I trust the campaign to do
Nanjeanne
Aug 2024
#62
Fine. He did not have sex with a couch... Maybe it was a Chaise Lounge or Futon?
tulipsandroses
Aug 2024
#79
I think we're missing a key point here... there was a latex glove involved so at least he was practicing safe sect[ional].
CincyDem
Aug 2024
#81
How very true this is, good Sir. I think the citizenry forgot just how hard the battles were...
Hekate
Aug 2024
#208
It's been furnishing some much needed comic relief though - definitely hard to fold this one up!
Blues Heron
Aug 2024
#98
No. Mock and belittle these scumbags all the time! Enough is enough of these SCUMBAGS!
Deek1935
Aug 2024
#99
You underestimate how many of the baby boomers on this board are still teenagers at heart.
A HERETIC I AM
Aug 2024
#104
It just seems like humping a couch is something he would do. Not our fault it sticks.
Wingus Dingus
Aug 2024
#110
It is distracting only if you read it...hint hint...there are 100's of other threads available.
Demsrule86
Aug 2024
#247
In summary, JV Vance isnt even his birth name, he is not due respect, that is earned, so the mocking of the dick conts?
Brainfodder
Aug 2024
#244
Seriously...;part of the campain joy...and a warning to couches everywhere...hehe
Demsrule86
Aug 2024
#267
AGREED! Dems MUST go back to becoming janitors cleaning up Republican messes every eight years or so!
BamaRefugee
Aug 2024
#281
Well said Elliot!! Rec...they can kiss my ass in Macy;s window as my New Yorker Mother in law used to say !
Demsrule86
Aug 2024
#289
Every time I look at JD Vance, I see him putting on mascara, lipstick, and humping couch cushions.
Greybnk48
Aug 2024
#304
So, is JD considered a hetero-sectionall. Did the couch sign a NDA, and what would the off-spring be called?
c-rational
Aug 2024
#309