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In reply to the discussion: Can we rise above the locker room humor: KILL THE COUCH MEME! [View all]

vercetti2021

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135. No way
Reply to Thunderbeast (Original post)
Fri Aug 9, 2024, 09:21 PM
Aug 9

We go high, they go low is another reason we lost in 2016. 2024 is they go low and we kick them in the balls.

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Can we rise above the locker room humor: KILL THE COUCH MEME! [View all] Thunderbeast Aug 9 OP
I agree. Get rid of the couch. Joe Cool Aug 9 #1
Bwahahahahaha sheshe2 Aug 9 #73
Not cool at all! FHRRK Aug 9 #86
Heehee. Good one. brush Aug 9 #89
shagged the carpet!? FHRRK Aug 9 #95
that's awesome DoBW Aug 9 #144
Awesome!!!! Kick Demsrule86 Aug 10 #248
I heard it was a La-Z-boy! edisdead Aug 9 #122
... a fetish cushion,.. with a bottle of lube,.. and a clean up cloth. magicarpet Aug 9 #167
I'm betting it was a sexional. dchill Aug 9 #180
Kicking for visability... Demsrule86 Aug 11 #296
Kick for visability...we must help our couch friends. Demsrule86 Aug 10 #271
If JD got "into it" it would've been a hate seat, not a love seat Bucky Aug 10 #288
Nope, time to get with the times or get out of the way. Vance has big couch fucker energy and that's not our fault. DFab420 Aug 9 #2
The campaign can leave it behind biophile Aug 9 #12
I think the campaign should let Walz be Walz. DFab420 Aug 9 #15
. Hassin Bin Sober Aug 9 #3
I'm waiting for the Katy Perry parody song, "I Kised A Couch And I Liked It" TheBlackAdder Aug 9 #143
Or how about 'weird' Al? Weird Al and weird Vance seems reasonable. Demsrule86 Aug 9 #164
More cushion for the pushin'! Sky Jewels Aug 10 #204
He could double BattleRow Aug 10 #249
Concern noted. FSogol Aug 9 #4
Everybody knows it didn't happen, but that makes it even funnier Ocelot II Aug 9 #5
He so horny. TheBlackAdder Aug 9 #149
And there's that dog-eared, sticky IKEA catalog stuffed under his mattress... Ocelot II Aug 9 #150
Not until he addresses the nation... lame54 Aug 9 #6
The issue isn't truth. Blue Cape Aug 9 #9
Neither was Obama's lame54 Aug 9 #115
*sectional relations newdeal2 Aug 9 #10
Nice lame54 Aug 9 #116
Bravo! Bravo! Chef's Kiss! Just Bra-vo! edisdead Aug 9 #129
If in fact if he fucked the couch, he needs to apologize to the couch and the American people. Demsrule86 Aug 9 #168
Let's not forget Pizzagate TexasBushwhacker Aug 11 #303
🙄 ecstatic Aug 9 #7
Nope. nt Baltimike Aug 9 #8
Must be working well. Torchlight Aug 9 #11
Nope BrianTheEVGuy Aug 9 #13
Nah, not yet. We can still milk some political capital out of it. brush Aug 9 #14
Absolutely not. BannonsLiver Aug 9 #16
It's insensitive to ACTUAL couch fuckers!!!! edisdead Aug 9 #131
Think of the young couches... Demsrule86 Aug 9 #154
We are not going to let it go Keepthesoulalive Aug 9 #17
Many people are saying that he isn't denying it! Happy Hoosier Aug 9 #18
JD VANCE FUCKED A COUCH. LuckyCharms Aug 9 #19
It was a love seat. debm55 Aug 9 #21
JD VANCE FUCKED A LOVESEAT. LuckyCharms Aug 9 #25
It was a chairity fuck. LuvLoogie Aug 9 #63
.... chairity bawl.... and foreplay..... magicarpet Aug 11 #302
Both, he's a two-timing FFer MLAA Aug 9 #77
Cloth, leather, or pleather? agingdem Aug 9 #48
Apparently it was "pleatherable". Think. Again. Aug 9 #57
This is the win right here. edisdead Aug 9 #134
.... Think. Again. Aug 9 #148
thanks for giggle n/t Lulu KC Aug 9 #153
None MoseShrute Aug 9 #126
you win! agingdem Aug 9 #140
A Veteran Described JD Vance As Vladimir Futon The Other Day Rubyshoo Aug 10 #209
That is hillarious...it gives me much pleather. Demsrule86 Aug 10 #236
leather. Shady Vance likes the feel of leather. debm55 Aug 9 #137
It wasn't "love" it was purely sectional. Think. Again. Aug 9 #53
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, Sectional Desires. debm55 Aug 9 #138
Sectional healing. yardwork Aug 9 #166
Nope. Dems have been way too polite for far too long oregonjen Aug 9 #20
this right here Iris Aug 10 #215
and still ANOTHER newdayneeded Aug 9 #22
They've suffered so much. Can't we just Pinback Aug 9 #136
Think of it as our version of,... magicarpet Aug 9 #173
If he would just agree to the DNA test we could put this to sofabed. Pinback Aug 9 #182
Misinformation is OK when it comes from our side. TwilightZone Aug 9 #23
We all know it's a joke that's the difference. We're making fun, not actually believing the dude fucked a couch DFab420 Aug 9 #29
Not all of us Polybius Aug 9 #172
I insist it H2O Man Aug 9 #193
That's more of a testament to JD than anything, he looks like the type of guy to screw furniture uponit7771 Aug 10 #250
And yet, Marthe48 Aug 10 #260
really isn't much other way to read it stopdiggin Aug 9 #50
Are you realy trying to tie this to hitlers youth? edisdead Aug 9 #139
not really. kind of surprised it was actually taken that way stopdiggin Aug 9 #196
Once again.... edisdead Aug 10 #269
yep. have. and frankly, this sad little internet meme doesn't measure up. stopdiggin Aug 10 #272
It is joke and it is hillarious...a little ridicule and humor helps us... Demsrule86 Aug 11 #297
"anything that helps destroy .." stopdiggin Aug 11 #300
Yeah, joking about "having sectional relations with an item of furniture" RandomNumbers Aug 11 #298
As I type, jd is somewhere swiftboating Walz. He's tripling down on calling childless people sociopaths who ecstatic Aug 9 #85
Right?!?!?!?! edisdead Aug 9 #141
I was called a commie pinko for being a Democrat. BlueKota Aug 10 #274
Vance & Trump are already birtherizing Kamala, and are planning to Willie Horton her soon Hekate Aug 10 #210
To quote Foghorn Leghorn: "It's a joke, son." Scrivener7 Aug 9 #147
Too much pearl clutching around here. People need to relax and quit trying to control the fun. flying_wahini Aug 10 #285
WOULD THEY? Brainfodder Aug 9 #24
They would NEVER play nice, and neither should we. Meadowoak Aug 9 #69
Correct. Brainfodder Aug 9 #72
It's comedy gold, and we need to go there LearnedHand Aug 9 #26
If it's a thorn in their side I'm all for it. lpbk2713 Aug 9 #27
Hell no. Irish_Dem Aug 9 #28
As soon as I see unequivocal proof that Grown2Hate Aug 9 #30
Yeah...they all deny it you know...won't take resposbility for harming the poor forlorn couch. Demsrule86 Aug 9 #171
Exactly. Pinback Aug 9 #183
JD Vance needs to come on primetime news and explicitly state that he did not have relations with that couch. Intractable Aug 9 #31
Yes, and the interviewer, instead of asking "when did you stop beating your wife"... brush Aug 9 #102
LBJ would use this as a ploy against his political adversaries. magicarpet Aug 10 #266
Heehee. I never heard that one. LBJ was a shrewd one. brush Aug 10 #270
😹😹😹😹😹nope we can do it Aug 9 #32
when your opponent slings mud and the media help, you CANNOT just constantly play defense. unblock Aug 9 #33
Trump's going to lose kcr Aug 9 #34
Umm.. SocialDemocrat61 Aug 9 #35
Whoa there, easy!! That might be considered Carlitos Brigante Aug 9 #44
No. Itchinjim Aug 9 #36
He'll never live it down with stand-up comics or cartoonists but that won't suffice Hekate Aug 9 #37
No. Ive seen some of the vile things they are The Third Doctor Aug 9 #38
I'm going with what John Oliver said: Initech Aug 9 #39
Fuck that couch fucker. nt LexVegas Aug 9 #40
It's not locker room humor. GaYellowDawg Aug 9 #41
Absolutely not!!...we're done with "when they go low we go high"... agingdem Aug 9 #42
When they go low we go nuclear LearnedHand Aug 9 #58
Sure. Just as soon as they drop the swift boating, rsdsharp Aug 9 #43
THIS. THOSE EVIL M'FERS ARE STARTING TO SWIFTBOAT WALZ, LED BY THE GUY WHO DID IT TO KERRY Hekate Aug 9 #186
Add this: They plan to Willie Horton former prosecutor Kamala Harris. Bet on it. Hekate Aug 10 #212
They've already said that. I can't see that working. rsdsharp Aug 10 #217
We are dealing with people who purvey filth & lie with every breath Hekate Aug 10 #219
Details don matter Marthe48 Aug 10 #262
When THE CAMPAIGN signals it is time to drop, okay. Until then, keep it going. Stinky The Clown Aug 9 #45
This is very much like the concern trolls Wednesdays Aug 9 #201
Amen Stinky The Clown Aug 10 #205
fuck yo couch! is what JD would say!! Nimble_Idea Aug 9 #46
Nah, I'm up for anything that puts rightwingers in thier place and makes me laugh, too. Think. Again. Aug 9 #47
The couch had a NDA. nt doc03 Aug 9 #49
The couch need a lawyer...I am sure there may be sectional abuse involved. Vance needs to pay! Demsrule86 Aug 9 #159
When a man is trying to take away your freedoms, it's time to stop playing nice. Doodley Aug 9 #51
I'm kind of over it Lulu KC Aug 9 #52
That quip was a thing of beauty Hekate Aug 9 #188
No n/t malaise Aug 9 #54
LOL Skittles Aug 9 #55
thank you for your unwarranted concern NoRethugFriends Aug 9 #56
LOL. No. DarthDem Aug 9 #59
Hell to the no. Jirel Aug 9 #60
Nothing wrong with using couched language! JCMach1 Aug 9 #61
Mind your own damn business! See what I did there. For some it's fun. I trust the campaign to do Nanjeanne Aug 9 #62
JD Vance condom Cattledog Aug 9 #64
Aaaaaaa !!! - Flashbacks... Rubyshoo Aug 10 #216
Good one! Chasing Dreams Aug 10 #264
Jimmy Hamel (JD Vance) is a hetero-sectional. MontanaMama Aug 9 #65
Such violent rhetoric? Uncalled for! getagrip_already Aug 9 #66
Fuck that. (And I don't mean the couch.) regnaD kciN Aug 9 #67
No. "When they go low, we go high" didn't work so well. RedSpartan Aug 9 #68
The only way we're going to rise above It mercuryblues Aug 9 #70
HahahahahahahahahahahahahahHahHBa gay texan Aug 9 #71
Want to know how JD has been in your house? gay texan Aug 9 #74
Oh, screw the couch. muriel_volestrangler Aug 9 #75
I remain concerned for the couch...maybe a condom would not fit Demsrule86 Aug 9 #123
TSF mentioned a couch during his last press conference Red Mountain Aug 9 #76
Some people say the couch wasn't white, and made of stolen velour, but.... rzemanfl Aug 9 #78
Fine. He did not have sex with a couch... Maybe it was a Chaise Lounge or Futon? tulipsandroses Aug 9 #79
Awesome! Who is this guy? Hekate Aug 9 #189
Can we kill this thread? Klarkashton Aug 9 #80
No, avert your eyes... Demsrule86 Aug 9 #155
I love this thread. Think. Again. Aug 9 #156
Nope BlueInPhilly Aug 9 #163
Silly person. This is another Thread That Will Never Die Hekate Aug 9 #190
Never. H2O Man Aug 9 #195
I think we're missing a key point here... there was a latex glove involved so at least he was practicing safe sect[ional]. CincyDem Aug 9 #81
I am so so relieved to hear this... Demsrule86 Aug 9 #125
Allegedly Demsrule86 Aug 9 #151
Top post ! OnDoutside Aug 10 #227
Thank you...yeah at least it wasn't an ostrich right? Allegedly. Demsrule86 Aug 10 #234
The latex was BattleRow Aug 9 #157
Yawn mcar Aug 9 #82
Aaaah.... sheshe2 Aug 9 #83
'Fair Play Is A Spectator's Virtue, Not a Participant's' The Magistrate Aug 9 #84
How very true this is, good Sir. I think the citizenry forgot just how hard the battles were... Hekate Aug 10 #208
No FrankBooth Aug 9 #87
I agree with you! LauraInLA Aug 9 #88
Nope. HelpImSurrounded Aug 9 #90
I heard it's not just Vance, they're ALL into it EarlG Aug 9 #91
Lol I think you found the drug addicted pusher FHRRK Aug 9 #111
They just should say NO. Get off the couch while you can... Demsrule86 Aug 10 #238
Sweet Jesus...they can't all be in on it...it is a couchspiracy. Demsrule86 Aug 10 #237
I don't believe ibegurpard Aug 9 #92
Nope. Crunchy Frog Aug 9 #93
I believe you received your answer (overwhelmingly) FHRRK Aug 9 #94
I mean, lots of people have said he's a couch fucker FrankBooth Aug 9 #96
i see about 50 people just on this thread FHRRK Aug 9 #101
There may be pictures...check X . Demsrule86 Aug 10 #240
I don't want us to be soft on couches Wicked Blue Aug 9 #97
It's been furnishing some much needed comic relief though - definitely hard to fold this one up! Blues Heron Aug 9 #98
No. Mock and belittle these scumbags all the time! Enough is enough of these SCUMBAGS! Deek1935 Aug 9 #99
How many couches has he done it with, 2, 10, more? Arne Aug 9 #100
Vance may be a nymphosectional in that case. Demsrule86 Aug 9 #162
I saw the one with Scotch Guard instead of National Guard, funny. Arne Aug 9 #174
It is so funny. Demsrule86 Aug 10 #242
Kicking this thread...hate to be lectured! Demsrule86 Aug 10 #256
Hell no !!! geo1 Aug 9 #103
You underestimate how many of the baby boomers on this board are still teenagers at heart. A HERETIC I AM Aug 9 #104
My husband says I am 12 1/2. He is not wrong at times. Demsrule86 Aug 10 #243
My body is 62 BlueKota Aug 10 #273
Nope. And somewhere there are p-tapes of Trump. Oopsie Daisy Aug 9 #105
Are you Jesse Palmer??(Rooms To Go) Okay, just kidding We love you. dameatball Aug 9 #106
Santorum. (n/t) Iggo Aug 9 #107
Vitter Hekate Aug 10 #218
Lol The Third Doctor Aug 10 #268
No Aviation Pro Aug 9 #108
No. Just no. Hell no. llmart Aug 9 #109
It just seems like humping a couch is something he would do. Not our fault it sticks. Wingus Dingus Aug 9 #110
Fuck no ismnotwasm Aug 9 #112
Its fun JustAnotherGen Aug 9 #113
I heard it was a pull out sofa...so he was out in good time. sheshe2 Aug 10 #207
Oh! JustAnotherGen Aug 10 #230
NO. MorbidButterflyTat Aug 9 #114
No, I have a sense of humor stumpysbear Aug 9 #117
Talk To Me AFTER This Election Rubyshoo Aug 9 #118
No, the couch is fun...we are keeping it. Demsrule86 Aug 9 #119
No. It's too good not to be true. harumph Aug 9 #120
Nah, that horse is not only out of the barn Xavier Breath Aug 9 #121
Let me explain something to yo. edisdead Aug 9 #124
Fuck No. dalton99a Aug 9 #127
I want him to go on national television and deny it. Ocelot II Aug 9 #128
Next you are going to tell me Obama wasn't born in Kenya Sneederbunk Aug 9 #130
When they go low, I fire up the backhoe and ask them to hold my beer TheKentuckian Aug 9 #132
I Like R0ckyRac00n Aug 9 #133
No way vercetti2021 Aug 9 #135
I'm so excited that I can finally use the skylucy Aug 9 #142
LOL. Bouncy, bouncy -- then hide Hekate Aug 10 #221
Bahahahahahahahaha!!!!!! What a dumb idea!!! Scrivener7 Aug 9 #145
Nuh uh. Nope. It's funny and people are having fun with it. NoveltySocks Aug 9 #146
No. We finally have something that's a karmic counter to the dobleremolque Aug 9 #152
Well, I thought I was over it Lulu KC Aug 9 #158
Darn it! blogslug Aug 9 #160
Let me sleep on it. usonian Aug 9 #161
...... yardwork Aug 9 #165
His friends don't call him 'lazy-boy' for nothing. Think. Again. Aug 9 #169
When they go low we go high is an elitist pipe dream Alpeduez21 Aug 9 #170
When they go low,... magicarpet Aug 9 #175
Nope. I'm angry about all the lying Jarqui Aug 9 #176
Whoo! Now tell us how you really feel! Hekate Aug 10 #222
Did he hump a couch? I'd like to know. Klarkashton Aug 9 #177
JD Vance's relationship with his couch is his own business ColinC Aug 9 #178
Laughter is the correct response Maeve Aug 9 #179
Nope. Swiftboating killed Kerry. JD can die on his couch. Ferrets are Cool Aug 9 #181
... Solly Mack Aug 9 #184
Was J.D. invited to frolic in My Pillow Guy's harem? oasis Aug 9 #185
probaby not... Demsrule86 Aug 10 #235
No. ellie Aug 9 #187
Gosh H2O Man Aug 9 #191
Imma gonna have to give that a no, dog. IrishAfricanAmerican Aug 9 #192
Heh. Arthur_Frain Aug 9 #194
True, but H2O Man Aug 9 #197
Even you Arthur_Frain Aug 9 #199
I think the police H2O Man Aug 9 #200
The couch that keeps on giving. chia Aug 9 #198
No RandySF Aug 9 #202
Nope! Sky Jewels Aug 10 #203
What do you have against Heterosectionals? Nevilledog Aug 10 #206
!!! H2O Man Aug 10 #211
I think this thread is just Divan Blues Heron Aug 10 #213
So fa it is, but it could turn ugly. Scrivener7 Aug 10 #231
It was fun at first Mz Pip Aug 10 #214
snrk. What are you being distracted from? Hekate Aug 10 #223
It is distracting only if you read it...hint hint...there are 100's of other threads available. Demsrule86 Aug 10 #247
Didnt Percy Sledge Sing, When A Man Loves A Sofa ? Rubyshoo Aug 10 #220
Nah. Tweedy Aug 10 #224
He wants a return to the Ottoman Empire GoneOffShore Aug 10 #225
🏆 underpants Aug 10 #226
The tale of this thread can be summed up as, Sofa, so gooooood.... OnDoutside Aug 10 #228
LOL, no - nt BrightKnight Aug 10 #229
Please tell me he used a slipcover? Blues Heron Aug 10 #232
Is the Harris/Walz campaign using it? If not, what's your problem? mucholderthandirt Aug 10 #233
lol we who? WhiskeyGrinder Aug 10 #239
We need to move on to orthoclad Aug 10 #241
I read somewhere it was dolphins. DiamondShark Aug 10 #255
Carl Hiassen orthoclad Aug 10 #280
In summary, JV Vance isnt even his birth name, he is not due respect, that is earned, so the mocking of the dick conts? Brainfodder Aug 10 #244
The Couch thread remains until...Vance goes on national TV and denies it! Demsrule86 Aug 10 #246
"When they go low, we kick them." -- Eric Holder JHB Aug 10 #245
No... Demsrule86 Aug 10 #251
No, fuck that. BlueTsunami2018 Aug 10 #252
Fuckin-A right! Deek1935 Aug 10 #254
Consider that Vance is so 'weird that folks believed it... Demsrule86 Aug 10 #258
No. DiamondShark Aug 10 #253
Whatever for? DemonGoddess Aug 10 #257
It is the height of irony that the OP is against couch jokes... Demsrule86 Aug 10 #259
Don't look a gift horse in the mouth JonAndKatePlusABird Aug 10 #261
Why take away the One Thing that makes Shady seem normal? Kid Berwyn Aug 10 #263
This is nothing in comparison of Vance swiftboating Walz. Why would Emile Aug 10 #265
Seriously...;part of the campain joy...and a warning to couches everywhere...hehe Demsrule86 Aug 10 #267
No, thanks. Elessar Zappa Aug 10 #275
Vance isn't a couch lover Metaphorical Aug 10 #276
Bullies will just keep bullying BlueKota Aug 10 #277
When they go low. Hit 'em with a couch.... or a coach. No thank you. texasfiddler Aug 10 #278
I'd rather we focus on JD's Guard experience Blue Owl Aug 10 #279
AGREED! Dems MUST go back to becoming janitors cleaning up Republican messes every eight years or so! BamaRefugee Aug 10 #281
WEll SAID... Demsrule86 Aug 10 #291
Kick for visability. Demsrule86 Aug 10 #293
Thank you! BamaRefugee Aug 10 #295
I see some are saying NO we dont need to rise above...I say Eliot Rosewater Aug 10 #282
Well said Elliot!! Rec...they can kiss my ass in Macy;s window as my New Yorker Mother in law used to say ! Demsrule86 Aug 10 #289
No. appmanga Aug 10 #283
Super dumb pattyloutwo Aug 10 #284
Harm to whom? Scrivener7 Aug 10 #287
What harm...maybe skip the platitudes. Demsrule86 Aug 10 #290
But the couch joke is so comfy and soft and fun to dig at JDV kimbutgar Aug 10 #286
So perfect...and fun. Demsrule86 Aug 10 #292
"more cushon for the pushin" BlueWavePsych Aug 10 #294
OMG! Niagara Aug 11 #307
no jcgoldie Aug 11 #299
Wouldn't a trial separation be better? rzemanfl Aug 11 #301
Every time I look at JD Vance, I see him putting on mascara, lipstick, and humping couch cushions. Greybnk48 Aug 11 #304
I agree, but only because things get tiresome from overuse Kashkakat v.2.0 Aug 11 #305
We don't know if it happened or not Niagara Aug 11 #306
!!! LuckyCharms Aug 11 #308
So, is JD considered a hetero-sectionall. Did the couch sign a NDA, and what would the off-spring be called? c-rational Aug 11 #309
Lol! This is perhaps the most hilarious thread I have ever perused here at DU! And for that ... KPN Aug 11 #310
HECK NO - keep it alive awesomerwb1 Aug 11 #311
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