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Arthur_Frain

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199. Even you

Fri Aug 9, 2024, 10:55 PM

Aug 2024

lol

From the couch to the “I’m not a Christian” audio bit. I guess there’s so much legitimate stuff to call these shitheads on their game, that it makes me crazy when we (IMHO) “step over the line” and embrace these obviously disprovable memes.

No matter. I just want him gone. I am starting to believe that I might get what I want, thanks to Kamala, and Tim. I’m okay with however we get there.

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Can we rise above the locker room humor: KILL THE COUCH MEME! [View all] Thunderbeast Aug 2024 OP

I agree. Get rid of the couch. Joe Cool Aug 2024 #1

Bwahahahahaha sheshe2 Aug 2024 #73

Not cool at all! FHRRK Aug 2024 #86

Heehee. Good one. brush Aug 2024 #89

shagged the carpet!? FHRRK Aug 2024 #95

that's awesome DoBW Aug 2024 #144

Awesome!!!! Kick Demsrule86 Aug 2024 #248

I heard it was a La-Z-boy! edisdead Aug 2024 #122

... a fetish cushion,.. with a bottle of lube,.. and a clean up cloth. magicarpet Aug 2024 #167

I'm betting it was a sexional. dchill Aug 2024 #180

Kicking for visability... Demsrule86 Aug 2024 #296

Kick for visability...we must help our couch friends. Demsrule86 Aug 2024 #271

If JD got "into it" it would've been a hate seat, not a love seat Bucky Aug 2024 #288

Nope, time to get with the times or get out of the way. Vance has big couch fucker energy and that's not our fault. DFab420 Aug 2024 #2

The campaign can leave it behind biophile Aug 2024 #12

I think the campaign should let Walz be Walz. DFab420 Aug 2024 #15

. Hassin Bin Sober Aug 2024 #3

I'm waiting for the Katy Perry parody song, "I Kised A Couch And I Liked It" TheBlackAdder Aug 2024 #143

Or how about 'weird' Al? Weird Al and weird Vance seems reasonable. Demsrule86 Aug 2024 #164

More cushion for the pushin'! Sky Jewels Aug 2024 #204

He could double BattleRow Aug 2024 #249

Concern noted. FSogol Aug 2024 #4

Everybody knows it didn't happen, but that makes it even funnier Ocelot II Aug 2024 #5

He so horny. TheBlackAdder Aug 2024 #149

And there's that dog-eared, sticky IKEA catalog stuffed under his mattress... Ocelot II Aug 2024 #150

Not until he addresses the nation... lame54 Aug 2024 #6

The issue isn't truth. Blue Cape Aug 2024 #9

Neither was Obama's lame54 Aug 2024 #115

*sectional relations newdeal2 Aug 2024 #10

Nice lame54 Aug 2024 #116

Bravo! Bravo! Chef's Kiss! Just Bra-vo! edisdead Aug 2024 #129

If in fact if he fucked the couch, he needs to apologize to the couch and the American people. Demsrule86 Aug 2024 #168

Let's not forget Pizzagate TexasBushwhacker Aug 2024 #303

🙄 ecstatic Aug 2024 #7

Nope. nt Baltimike Aug 2024 #8

Must be working well. Torchlight Aug 2024 #11

Nope BrianTheEVGuy Aug 2024 #13

Nah, not yet. We can still milk some political capital out of it. brush Aug 2024 #14

Absolutely not. BannonsLiver Aug 2024 #16

It's insensitive to ACTUAL couch fuckers!!!! edisdead Aug 2024 #131

Think of the young couches... Demsrule86 Aug 2024 #154

We are not going to let it go Keepthesoulalive Aug 2024 #17

Many people are saying that he isn't denying it! Happy Hoosier Aug 2024 #18

JD VANCE FUCKED A COUCH. LuckyCharms Aug 2024 #19

It was a love seat. debm55 Aug 2024 #21

JD VANCE FUCKED A LOVESEAT. LuckyCharms Aug 2024 #25

It was a chairity fuck. LuvLoogie Aug 2024 #63

.... chairity bawl.... and foreplay..... magicarpet Aug 2024 #302

Both, he's a two-timing FFer MLAA Aug 2024 #77

Cloth, leather, or pleather? agingdem Aug 2024 #48

Apparently it was "pleatherable". Think. Again. Aug 2024 #57

This is the win right here. edisdead Aug 2024 #134

.... Think. Again. Aug 2024 #148

thanks for giggle n/t Lulu KC Aug 2024 #153

None MoseShrute Aug 2024 #126

you win! agingdem Aug 2024 #140

A Veteran Described JD Vance As Vladimir Futon The Other Day Rubyshoo Aug 2024 #209

That is hillarious...it gives me much pleather. Demsrule86 Aug 2024 #236

leather. Shady Vance likes the feel of leather. debm55 Aug 2024 #137

It wasn't "love" it was purely sectional. Think. Again. Aug 2024 #53

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, Sectional Desires. debm55 Aug 2024 #138

Sectional healing. yardwork Aug 2024 #166

Nope. Dems have been way too polite for far too long oregonjen Aug 2024 #20

this right here Iris Aug 2024 #215

and still ANOTHER newdayneeded Aug 2024 #22

They've suffered so much. Can't we just Pinback Aug 2024 #136

Think of it as our version of,... magicarpet Aug 2024 #173

If he would just agree to the DNA test we could put this to sofabed. Pinback Aug 2024 #182

Misinformation is OK when it comes from our side. TwilightZone Aug 2024 #23

We all know it's a joke that's the difference. We're making fun, not actually believing the dude fucked a couch DFab420 Aug 2024 #29

Not all of us Polybius Aug 2024 #172

I insist it H2O Man Aug 2024 #193

That's more of a testament to JD than anything, he looks like the type of guy to screw furniture uponit7771 Aug 2024 #250

And yet, Marthe48 Aug 2024 #260

really isn't much other way to read it stopdiggin Aug 2024 #50

Are you realy trying to tie this to hitlers youth? edisdead Aug 2024 #139

not really. kind of surprised it was actually taken that way stopdiggin Aug 2024 #196

Once again.... edisdead Aug 2024 #269

yep. have. and frankly, this sad little internet meme doesn't measure up. stopdiggin Aug 2024 #272

It is joke and it is hillarious...a little ridicule and humor helps us... Demsrule86 Aug 2024 #297

"anything that helps destroy .." stopdiggin Aug 2024 #300

Yeah, joking about "having sectional relations with an item of furniture" RandomNumbers Aug 2024 #298

As I type, jd is somewhere swiftboating Walz. He's tripling down on calling childless people sociopaths who ecstatic Aug 2024 #85

Right?!?!?!?! edisdead Aug 2024 #141

I was called a commie pinko for being a Democrat. BlueKota Aug 2024 #274

Vance & Trump are already birtherizing Kamala, and are planning to Willie Horton her soon Hekate Aug 2024 #210

To quote Foghorn Leghorn: "It's a joke, son." Scrivener7 Aug 2024 #147

Too much pearl clutching around here. People need to relax and quit trying to control the fun. flying_wahini Aug 2024 #285

WOULD THEY? Brainfodder Aug 2024 #24

They would NEVER play nice, and neither should we. Meadowoak Aug 2024 #69

Correct. Brainfodder Aug 2024 #72

It's comedy gold, and we need to go there LearnedHand Aug 2024 #26

If it's a thorn in their side I'm all for it. lpbk2713 Aug 2024 #27

Hell no. Irish_Dem Aug 2024 #28

As soon as I see unequivocal proof that Grown2Hate Aug 2024 #30

Yeah...they all deny it you know...won't take resposbility for harming the poor forlorn couch. Demsrule86 Aug 2024 #171

Exactly. Pinback Aug 2024 #183

JD Vance needs to come on primetime news and explicitly state that he did not have relations with that couch. Intractable Aug 2024 #31

Yes, and the interviewer, instead of asking "when did you stop beating your wife"... brush Aug 2024 #102

LBJ would use this as a ploy against his political adversaries. magicarpet Aug 2024 #266

Heehee. I never heard that one. LBJ was a shrewd one. brush Aug 2024 #270

😹😹😹😹😹nope we can do it Aug 2024 #32

when your opponent slings mud and the media help, you CANNOT just constantly play defense. unblock Aug 2024 #33

Trump's going to lose kcr Aug 2024 #34

Umm.. SocialDemocrat61 Aug 2024 #35

Whoa there, easy!! That might be considered Carlitos Brigante Aug 2024 #44

No. Itchinjim Aug 2024 #36

He'll never live it down with stand-up comics or cartoonists but that won't suffice Hekate Aug 2024 #37

No. Ive seen some of the vile things they are The Third Doctor Aug 2024 #38

I'm going with what John Oliver said: Initech Aug 2024 #39

Fuck that couch fucker. nt LexVegas Aug 2024 #40

It's not locker room humor. GaYellowDawg Aug 2024 #41

Absolutely not!!...we're done with "when they go low we go high"... agingdem Aug 2024 #42

When they go low we go nuclear LearnedHand Aug 2024 #58

Sure. Just as soon as they drop the swift boating, rsdsharp Aug 2024 #43

THIS. THOSE EVIL M'FERS ARE STARTING TO SWIFTBOAT WALZ, LED BY THE GUY WHO DID IT TO KERRY Hekate Aug 2024 #186

Add this: They plan to Willie Horton former prosecutor Kamala Harris. Bet on it. Hekate Aug 2024 #212

They've already said that. I can't see that working. rsdsharp Aug 2024 #217

We are dealing with people who purvey filth & lie with every breath Hekate Aug 2024 #219

Details don matter Marthe48 Aug 2024 #262

When THE CAMPAIGN signals it is time to drop, okay. Until then, keep it going. Stinky The Clown Aug 2024 #45

This is very much like the concern trolls Wednesdays Aug 2024 #201

Amen Stinky The Clown Aug 2024 #205

fuck yo couch! is what JD would say!! Nimble_Idea Aug 2024 #46

Nah, I'm up for anything that puts rightwingers in thier place and makes me laugh, too. Think. Again. Aug 2024 #47

The couch had a NDA. nt doc03 Aug 2024 #49

The couch need a lawyer...I am sure there may be sectional abuse involved. Vance needs to pay! Demsrule86 Aug 2024 #159

When a man is trying to take away your freedoms, it's time to stop playing nice. Doodley Aug 2024 #51

I'm kind of over it Lulu KC Aug 2024 #52

That quip was a thing of beauty Hekate Aug 2024 #188

No n/t malaise Aug 2024 #54

LOL Skittles Aug 2024 #55

thank you for your unwarranted concern NoRethugFriends Aug 2024 #56

LOL. No. DarthDem Aug 2024 #59

Hell to the no. Jirel Aug 2024 #60

Nothing wrong with using couched language! JCMach1 Aug 2024 #61

Mind your own damn business! See what I did there. For some it's fun. I trust the campaign to do Nanjeanne Aug 2024 #62

JD Vance condom Cattledog Aug 2024 #64

Aaaaaaa !!! - Flashbacks... Rubyshoo Aug 2024 #216

Good one! Chasing Dreams Aug 2024 #264

Jimmy Hamel (JD Vance) is a hetero-sectional. MontanaMama Aug 2024 #65

Such violent rhetoric? Uncalled for! getagrip_already Aug 2024 #66

Fuck that. (And I don't mean the couch.) regnaD kciN Aug 2024 #67

No. "When they go low, we go high" didn't work so well. RedSpartan Aug 2024 #68

The only way we're going to rise above It mercuryblues Aug 2024 #70

HahahahahahahahahahahahahahHahHBa gay texan Aug 2024 #71

Want to know how JD has been in your house? gay texan Aug 2024 #74

Oh, screw the couch. muriel_volestrangler Aug 2024 #75

I remain concerned for the couch...maybe a condom would not fit Demsrule86 Aug 2024 #123

TSF mentioned a couch during his last press conference Red Mountain Aug 2024 #76

Some people say the couch wasn't white, and made of stolen velour, but.... rzemanfl Aug 2024 #78

Fine. He did not have sex with a couch... Maybe it was a Chaise Lounge or Futon? tulipsandroses Aug 2024 #79

Awesome! Who is this guy? Hekate Aug 2024 #189

Can we kill this thread? Klarkashton Aug 2024 #80

No, avert your eyes... Demsrule86 Aug 2024 #155

I love this thread. Think. Again. Aug 2024 #156

Nope BlueInPhilly Aug 2024 #163

Silly person. This is another Thread That Will Never Die Hekate Aug 2024 #190

Never. H2O Man Aug 2024 #195

I think we're missing a key point here... there was a latex glove involved so at least he was practicing safe sect[ional]. CincyDem Aug 2024 #81

I am so so relieved to hear this... Demsrule86 Aug 2024 #125

Allegedly Demsrule86 Aug 2024 #151