Somewhere in Florida, there are stranded Libertarians, living without internet or power or a dependable water source

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6. "Libertarians are like house cats.....

They are convinced of their fierce independence, while utterly dependent on a system they don't appreciate or understand." --John Spaulding (whoever he is)

I don't remember where I picked this up (maybe here on DU), but it certainly nails the mentality of libertarians.