THE REVIEWS ARE IN! Turns out Trump is a morbidly obese rapist & felon who used $45 million of YOUR money as 2-ply. USA! [View all]
I don't know how to say this delicately, but I'll try.
IF NORTH KOREA had thrown a "MILITARY PARADE" (
) like the one TRUMP threw yesterday, the "organizers" would have gotten what Kim Jong Un's UNCLE got (Google search is your friend, if you just went "HUH?" )
I doubled over in a fit of uncontrollable laughter when Trump's pudgy little hate machine, Steven Cheung, tweeted that "OVER 250,000 PATRIOTS" turned out for the "event."
If "DOZENS OF MAGAts" means "250,000," then I guess the plump little cherub with Tourette's Syndrome was RIGHT.
Trump fell asleep while Melanie scowled.
MAGAts headed for the exits before Trump and his bearded couch-fucking sock puppet JD gave their "speeches."
The "crowd" (
) sang "Happy Birthday" to Trump as he stood there, hoping a kind stranger would help him get on the correct bus that would take him safely home. He was given the "gift" of a flag and he looked at it as if to say "WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS," but he gave a truly heart-warming "salute" to the Military dude who handed it to him.
AND AS I SAID IN A SEPARATE POST LAST NIGHT, I stop laughing at all of this when I remember that YOU and I ponied up the scratch to stroke Fat Orange Rapist Felon Grampy's ego.
IT DIDN'T GET RAINED OUT and he WASN'T STRUCK BY LIGHTNING...thanks for NOTHING, God. (
)
But in terms of Trump being praised and worshiped and cheered by a few hundred thousand grateful and terrified Americans, no. That didn't happen either.
If you want CROWDS, go to YOUTUBE and look at the No Kings videos.
THAT'S where the CROWDS were YESTERDAY.