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15. I keep on telling Jesus that I won't make no more fun of him and his followers if he would just.....

Sun Jun 15, 2025, 09:32 AM

Jun 15

But every morning, "Is he dead, yet?' shows up on the screen and the answer doesn't change.

So what I learnt is, Jesus don't answer prayers.

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I didnt watch, but the first thing I thought johnnyfins Jun 15 #1

Oh, I am VERY familiar with that movie, and you nailed it Miles Archer Jun 15 #2

If Kim Jong Un asked for a military parade COL Mustard Jun 15 #3

when I saw the creaking tank role down the street agingdem Jun 15 #4

The silence of the crowd and the empty seats were the chef's kiss! wolfie001 Jun 15 #7

HA!!! That's perfect! paleotn Jun 15 #8

Viewed from abroad, it was a well-deserved slap in the face Justice matters. Jun 15 #5

I believe he's been taking those diabetic and weight loss drugs..... wolfie001 Jun 15 #6

Come one cerebrovascular accident (CVA)!!!!! paleotn Jun 15 #9

I'm not religious but I'd pray for that! wolfie001 Jun 15 #11

You and me both!!! paleotn Jun 15 #12

a lack of rain doesn't bother me. I like the spectacle ark ark Tetrachloride Jun 15 #13

Great OP malaise Jun 15 #14

The squeaky tanks were a great touch LetMyPeopleVote Jun 17 #16