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Midnight Writer

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79. What costume does she wear for that?

Reply to DemocratSinceBirth (Original post)

Tue Jun 17, 2025, 05:55 PM

Jun 17

Maybe she's going undercover to arrest all the immigrants at the hospital.

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***Breaking *** Kristi Noem Taken To Hospital [View all] DemocratSinceBirth Jun 17 OP

Oh please, please let it be fatal. MarineCombatEngineer Jun 17 #1

CNN says she's conscious and speaking muriel_volestrangler Jun 17 #8

Damn!! MarineCombatEngineer Jun 17 #11

Tots and Pears... GopherGal Jun 17 #44

haha.... jmbar2 Jun 17 #58

lol! Kaleva Jun 17 #100

conscious and speaking Sailingdiver Jun 17 #62

How can they tell? maxrandb Jun 17 #90

Apparently, an allergic reaction. LoisB Jun 17 #105

it's all that makeup she shellacs on her face CatWoman Jun 17 #122

She passed too near someone of ordinary human decency? struggle4progress Jun 17 #152

😆😆😆😆 underpants Jun 17 #32

This message was self-deleted by its author PeaceWave Jun 17 #37

Or the Botox moved. hamsterjill Jun 17 #49

Lips got too big for her to breathe Onthefly Jun 17 #129

Or an undisclosed location... BattleRow Jun 17 #130

I would never wish ill on anyone unblock Jun 17 #2

I would obamanut2012 Jun 17 #5

Hear, hear! ZDU Jun 17 #42

That's sort of like: PCIntern Jun 17 #6

lol! He's another one, incorrectly attributed to Samuel Clemens: unblock Jun 17 #18

It was actually Clarence Darrow: sir pball Jun 17 #107

Everyone needs a hobby EYESORE 9001 Jun 17 #9

This message was self-deleted by its author Tribetime Jun 17 #3

Well, at least she wasn't taken to a quarry...... Coventina Jun 17 #4

Damn! dflprincess Jun 17 #21

Boom! ZDU Jun 17 #47

That's gonna leave a mark. Xavier Breath Jun 17 #109

The day is still young. Hugin Jun 17 #133

I was so expecting you to say you were joking... hlthe2b Jun 17 #7

Who cares? She is a POS who doesn't care about a lot of people, so why do we care about her? SWBTATTReg Jun 17 #10

I don't think the OP said anything about caring for her, MarineCombatEngineer Jun 17 #19

So? I simply stated my opinion. Who cares? SWBTATTReg Jun 17 #23

Apparently a lot of us want to know shit like this. MarineCombatEngineer Jun 17 #50

The posters who are blowing up this thread care. DemocratSinceBirth Jun 17 #57

Did you mean to reply to me or the person I was replying to? MarineCombatEngineer Jun 17 #60

I dont know. I just know this thread is popping DemocratSinceBirth Jun 17 #70

I don't think the post was made to gain sympathy for her Sanity Claws Jun 17 #85

I would dance there with you, MarineCombatEngineer Jun 17 #89

Do you honestly think ANYONE on DU does? It is a potentially important event if true & one for maximum Schadenfreude... hlthe2b Jun 17 #28

No I don't think anyone on DU cares, but my opinion still matters to me and I stated it. SWBTATTReg Jun 17 #35

Obituary ZDU Jun 17 #48

Well if she passes Hey Joe Jun 17 #119

bwahahahahaha ZDU Jun 17 #120

... SheltieLover Jun 17 #137

Breaking from where? JohnSJ Jun 17 #12

This message was self-deleted by its author 33taw Jun 17 #29

Thanks JohnSJ Jun 17 #54

CNN sheshe2 Jun 17 #69

Thanks sheshe JohnSJ Jun 17 #98

You're welcome, John. sheshe2 Jun 17 #106

Lol JohnSJ Jun 17 #116

Poor baby. I hope it's nothing trivial. Hekate Jun 17 #132

*snicker* sheshe2 Jun 17 #134

Thoughts and prayers. nt doc03 Jun 17 #12

of her demise ZDU Jun 17 #53

Maybe a dog bit her durablend Jun 17 #14

That would be the ultimate in poetic justice. nt Laffy Kat Jun 17 #46

Agreed, Laffy SheltieLover Jun 17 #138

Oh, you win!!!!! hamsterjill Jun 17 #56

How could we tell the difference? mercuryblues Jun 17 #82

Someone needs to check on the dog Rowdyag Jun 17 #131

I hope she's in pain and suffering EnergizedLib Jun 17 #15

Puppy karma Traildogbob Jun 17 #16

Botox overdose? dflprincess Jun 17 #17

I was thinking tonkatoy8888 Jun 17 #31

Thats my guess or infection from botox Tribetime Jun 17 #45

A mental hospital? malaise Jun 17 #20

Confirmed case of TDS newdeal2 Jun 17 #26

... SheltieLover Jun 17 #139

I do hope it's a non-fatal conditions that can be debilitating. Autumn Jun 17 #22

Botox poisoning? Krazy_Kat Jun 17 #24

I don't have much sympathy to be sure newdeal2 Jun 17 #25

From her hospital bed would be fitting Deuxcents Jun 17 #34

Good for her she's not a dog. RandySF Jun 17 #27

Did she fall off her high horse? greatauntoftriplets Jun 17 #30

... orangecrush Jun 17 #51

... greatauntoftriplets Jun 17 #113

The best statement ever!!!! katmondoo Jun 17 #110

Thanks. greatauntoftriplets Jun 17 #112

Bazinga, GAOT! SheltieLover Jun 17 #140

Thanks. greatauntoftriplets Jun 17 #142

Expired batch of collagen. Wingus Dingus Jun 17 #33

They Shoot Horses, Don't They? Emile Jun 17 #36

Puppies 🐶 live love laugh Jun 17 #40

Not a damn thing wrong with her. I guarantee it. live love laugh Jun 17 #38

Could be a panic attack Attilatheblond Jun 17 #52

😂😂😂😂😂 live love laugh Jun 17 #67

Oh that is just too fucking funny. MarineCombatEngineer Jun 17 #77

In my family, snark was nurtured. Glad I made some of you guys smile. We need smiles Attilatheblond Jun 17 #111

You made me more than smile, I'm LMAO. MarineCombatEngineer Jun 17 #123

I'll be here all week. Tip your servers. Attilatheblond Jun 17 #124

My Thought Exactly..... global1 Jun 17 #59

Manufactured distraction bucolic_frolic Jun 17 #68

My first thought too. live love laugh Jun 17 #71

Probably n/t ailsagirl Jun 17 #91

ERMAGERD !1! Could it be ? dweller Jun 17 #39

Did the puppy come back malaise Jun 17 #55

Good thought, Malaise! SheltieLover Jun 17 #141

Maybe a dog bit her. Ocelot II Jun 17 #41

She'll receive the best sympathy money can buy Torchlight Jun 17 #43

Implant rejection? orangecrush Jun 17 #61

Or facial fillers. Ritabert Jun 17 #73

Hurry blubunyip Jun 17 #63

I hope she gets better DBoon Jun 17 #64

Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem transported by ambulance to DC-area hospital, sources say sinkingfeeling Jun 17 #65

Allergy to what? Did her throat and tongue swell up..eyes pop out?.what? Deuxcents Jun 17 #88

Garlic, Wolfsbane, Sunlight, or did she accidentally see the WH"s spokesmodel crucifix? maxrandb Jun 17 #99

. MorbidButterflyTat Jun 18 #156

One can hope... SheltieLover Jun 17 #143

Karma's A Bitch.....nt global1 Jun 17 #66

That's not how you spell KKKristi... jls4561 Jun 17 #94

"Kristi Noem" J_William_Ryan Jun 17 #72

Here's hoping RFK Jr is her doctor. Duncanpup Jun 17 #74

Good thought, Dunc! SheltieLover Jun 17 #145

A pity. nt Tommy Carcetti Jun 17 #75

Choking on her own garbage! Canada Kid Jun 17 #76

Tripped on her eyelashes The Blue Flower Jun 17 #78

What costume does she wear for that? Midnight Writer Jun 17 #79

So, it happened. There IS a Dog. usonian Jun 17 #80

Do you think that she will arrest the immigrant that change her bed pan? Jacson6 Jun 17 #81

Apparently it was an allergic reaction to something ITAL Jun 17 #83

Apparently she got too close to a brown person... or a black person... or a dog... or a goat... or... hlthe2b Jun 17 #86

I mean it probably was to get out of something ITAL Jun 17 #101

Yes, it could. But she is so damned disgusting that her overt racist and hateful bile-filled rants likely hlthe2b Jun 17 #103

she might have finally looked in the mirror gopiscrap Jun 17 #154

. MorbidButterflyTat Jun 18 #157

Apparently that's the announcement by her propaganda outfit Prairie Gates Jun 17 #114

I nearly lost a friend to an allergic reaction to his heart medication Rocknation Jun 17 #135

Allergic reaction....to seeing malaise Jun 17 #84

No doubt! SheltieLover Jun 17 #146

Is she trying to save face? Is the top of her ear bleeding? Blue Dotty Jun 17 #87

She got the news... kentuck Jun 17 #92

Remember the movie Mash where they just switched the plasma and urine bags? dem4decades Jun 17 #93

Was it a puppy who shot her? milestogo Jun 17 #95

Beware: The Curse of Padilla oasis Jun 17 #96

I hate to give into or start conspiracy throries TlalocW Jun 17 #97

She no doubt has a loose screw or two. cloudbase Jun 17 #102

She's probably faking it for attention. maveric Jun 17 #104

She saw all the sympathy the Minnesota victims got, and she wants in on it. Plus, now she can blame Democrats. NBachers Jun 17 #108

We know it's not a heart attack or brain aneurysm DenaliDemocrat Jun 17 #115

Yeah. Right. Allergy. Ziggysmom Jun 17 #117

.. SheltieLover Jun 17 #147

'K. What's everyone having for dinner? mcar Jun 17 #118

Head trauma from an extra 36 lbs via hair extensions, various fillers, and surgery shit Botany Jun 17 #121

Maybe she's the "DESIGNATED SURVIVOR" Kid Berwyn Jun 17 #125

Botox infecting her brain? Clouds Passing Jun 17 #126

I'm thinking maybe she had a brief vision of herself in an orange jumpsuit doing a life stint & freaked out SheltieLover Jun 17 #148

Envisioned her face at 90 Clouds Passing Jun 17 #149

lmao drHarms Jun 17 #127

Welcome to DU LetMyPeopleVote Jun 18 #161

Hyperventilation from the anticipated thrill of more cruelty bucolic_frolic Jun 17 #128

"Corey, it's very bad. I ran out of costumes." - Kristi Noem LetMyPeopleVote Jun 17 #136

Worthless POS is going to come out looking different FHRRK Jun 17 #144

Was it an animal hospital? usonian Jun 17 #150

She accidentally told a truth and suffered a secere reaction from it. CentralMass Jun 17 #151

Rainbow Bridge awaits her arrival. BamaRefugee Jun 17 #153

what a fucking waste of US Tax dollars gopiscrap Jun 17 #155

This thread was very entertaining! MorbidButterflyTat Jun 18 #158

Allergic reaction to Botox? LetMyPeopleVote Jun 18 #159

Did they take her out to the gravel pit and treat her like a dog? Vinca Jun 18 #160

Allergic reaction to the truth LetMyPeopleVote Jun 18 #162