Carney comments on Trump in presser after G7 summit

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1. G7

At the G7, Carney was pressed,
With tough questions he deftly addressed.
He said trade isn’t plain,
Though Trump might complain—
And Crimea? Offense was expressed.

At the G7, Carney stood tall,
While Trump called trade “simple” and small.
“Complex?” Carney mused,
“With facts, he's confused—
It’s not golf scores, it's global protocol.”

Then came Putin—offense, quite the feat,
For being booted from the G8 seat.
Said Carney, deadpan,
“Ask Ukraine if you can—
They recall that 'offense' with some heat.”