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PCIntern

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Sat Oct 25, 2025, 09:02 PM Saturday

So the Trump voter's wife buys him a scale [View all]

to help him with his new diet. After a few days she asks him if he likes the scale and he replies “Gee I sure do, not only can I measure my weight in the morning but I can weigh how much I shit out.”

So the wife then says, “ Soooo…I guess you weigh yourself, go poop, and then weigh yourself after.”

He thinks for a bit and says, “Yeah, I guess you could do it like that.”

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My dear PCIntern! CaliforniaPeggy Saturday #1
Umm my dear Peggy perfessor Saturday #3
Omigod! Thank you so much, my dear perfessor! CaliforniaPeggy Saturday #6
MAGA has been a thing for 124 months now IbogaProject 19 hrs ago #20
This message was self-deleted by its author NoRethugFriends Saturday #4
So....I see it has been explained.... PCIntern Saturday #7
Yes, it was explained. CaliforniaPeggy Saturday #8
Hoping for a good report! Best of luck and health to you! biophile Saturday #11
Thanks! I will report when I read it! CaliforniaPeggy Saturday #13
Rock on CA Peggy🤘🏼🤘🏼 1WorldHope Saturday #12
We are partners! CaliforniaPeggy Saturday #14
Praying for you.... PCIntern Saturday #16
Haha- I only weigh myself after! biophile Saturday #2
Ounces? LuckyCharms Saturday #10
Eeeeuuuuu😝😝 Srkdqltr Saturday #5
LMAO! LuckyCharms Saturday #9
I did that before and after BidenRocks Saturday #15
Lol, thanks for the visual JMCKUSICK Saturday #17
Sounds about right Pas-de-Calais Saturday #18
Just knew I was wasting my time reading that, but I'm still laughing. Thanks. Silent Type Saturday #19
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