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Jimi du Ranty

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7. The new DC culinary rage: The Epstein Sandwich

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Fri Nov 7, 2025, 06:27 AM

Nov 7

All the press ads, billboards, and TV advertisements pushed him over the edge.

Oh, and the onions! Lots of onions! And mustard! He could smell it from the street!

He just fell over! Everybody look away!

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Is he dead? [View all] Orrex Nov 7 OP

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Nov 7 #1

And I'll have a glass or two malaise Nov 7 #3

Thought we had a winner when I saw headline SheltieLover Nov 7 #6

Getting closer malaise Nov 7 #12

Every. Single. Day! SheltieLover Nov 7 #13

I'll drink to that 🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂 surfered Nov 7 #24

No but malaise Nov 7 #2

And not just any ballroom surfered Nov 7 #23

Hehehehe malaise Nov 7 #26

Had a stroke when he heard Mamdani SocialDemocrat61 Nov 7 #4

Blood pressure spike at thought of being exposed & eviscerated by Jack Smith? SheltieLover Nov 7 #5

The new DC culinary rage: The Epstein Sandwich Jimi du Ranty Nov 7 #7

🥪 underpants Nov 7 #16

No but people around him are starting to drop like that guy in the Oval Office yesterday Takket Nov 7 #8

Please proceed... SheltieLover Nov 7 #10

"Tell him to 'get er done!" hlthe2b Nov 7 #9

First, he'd have to pull his head out of his own ass SheltieLover Nov 7 #11

ROFL malaise Nov 7 #14

The picture of him yesterday after the guy passed out was not good Buckeyeblue Nov 7 #15

Plus video of him from earlier in that mtg just sitting there with eyes closed-- he looked dead LymphocyteLover Nov 7 #17

I watched his interview on 60 Minutes... Dulcinea Nov 7 #18

Well, how do we know that he isn't already dead in that photo? no_hypocrisy Nov 7 #25

That reaction is from a lifetime of not giving a fuck about anyone else Buckeyeblue Nov 7 #27

NOT Fast Enough!!! electric_blue68 Nov 7 #34

Mistaking him for dead, vultures ate his head. twodogsbarking Nov 7 #19

Not even Satan will take him. Joinfortmill Nov 7 #20

Advice from his Republican colleagues Roy Rolling Nov 7 #21

Anyone else.. surfered Nov 7 #22

Well dalton99a Nov 7 #28

Nope, damn, another disappointment in my life, so hoping and praying. republianmushroom Nov 7 #29

No, he's not dead. "Weary sigh* ShazzieB Nov 7 #30

What the fuck is taking so long? Blue Owl Nov 7 #31

But - we seem to be crossing over into Weekend at Bernie's territory. yellow dahlia Nov 7 #32

Just noticed an odd freudian(?) slip... Orrex Nov 7 #33