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allegorical oracle

(6,107 posts) Thu Nov 13, 2025, 07:25 PM Nov 13

Melania co-signs Presidential Executive Order today [View all]

Right wing news reports that Trump signed an executive order to help teens transition from foster care, then invited his wife to add her "ceremonial" signature to the order -- after bragging that they didn't use autopens.

The reports say that he asked her to sign because of her concern for youth and because, he said, "she speaks five languages -- which are her native Slovenian, English, French, German, Italian and a Serbo-Croation legacy language." (For the record that's six languages.)

Imagine the meltdown if Jill Biden, an educator, had done that for any cause....

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Melania co-signs Presidential Executive Order today [View all] allegorical oracle Nov 13 OP

Melania is our Co-President now..."Kneel before Zod" and his wifey cakes... wcmagumba Nov 13 #1

Ol' smocky eyes LearnedHand Nov 13 #4

It's almost as if he's trying to make us like her. Or, maybe she's trying to allegorical oracle Nov 13 #6

Dafuq? Dave Bowman Nov 13 #2

Donald, did you personally sign all 1500 pardons for Jan6? Norrrm Nov 13 #3

Good question. oasis Nov 14 #27

She "speaks five languages" (or six) therefore Disaffected Nov 13 #5

One of the reports explained that the new, sixth language is allegorical oracle Nov 13 #8

Balkan Cirsium Nov 13 #15

Thanks for straightening that out. allegorical oracle Nov 14 #30

The world's first polyglot illiterate. GreenWave Nov 13 #12

Well put. Disaffected Nov 14 #22

She isn't fluent in a single language nt mr715 Nov 13 #7

Agreed, she only knows the word for yes in those languages MacKasey Nov 13 #9

Melania speaks other languages? 8 minute clip -- quite amusing: fierywoman Nov 13 #10

People who play musical instruments speak more Italian than Melania. 3catwoman3 Nov 13 #14

E' vero, carissima, e' vero !!! bwah-ha-ha ... fierywoman Nov 13 #16

and .. ma non troppo, subito, allegro, vivace, fermata (which is on the sign for a bus stop in Italy!), fine, ... fierywoman Nov 13 #17

Good analysis NJCher Nov 14 #29

She's not fluent. She can order wine and ask where the toilet is. QueerDuck Nov 13 #11

Pfft. I can ask for a beer Retrograde Nov 14 #32

That sounds pretty good to me! QueerDuck Nov 16 #34

I insist that malaria sdfernando Nov 13 #13

WITHOUT a cheat sheet ! fierywoman Nov 13 #18

Fembots have more personality purr-rat beauty Nov 13 #19

Which is odd that they claim French is one of her languages -- Grammy23 Nov 13 #20

And she plagiarizes in all five six of them as well, Maru Kitteh Nov 13 #21

I can't imagine how it feels to be married to a 5 year toddler... William Gustafson Nov 14 #23

BULLSHIT first Pervert couple.. melania Cha Nov 14 #24

Aww, Ghislaine that's sad. You've been replaced. n/t flvegan Nov 14 #25

This administration just signed legislation that strips questionseverything Nov 14 #26

you know who really IS fluent in five languages? Skittles Nov 14 #28

Sex trafficker's wife is "concerned" about children?! Clouds Passing Nov 14 #31

The perennially unmentioned Epstein co-conspirator rent-a-FLOTUS made the time to show for a photo op? Hugin Nov 14 #33

So someone is finally challenging Melania's illegal entry into our country? travelingthrulife Nov 16 #35