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12. Shhh...should we tell him where the other "gay beams" are?

Tue Nov 18, 2025, 04:51 PM

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Tennessee far-right pastor fears 'gay beam' airport scanner will make him queer [View all] QueerDuck Nov 18 OP

No worries.. Permanut Nov 18 #1

Lol MustLoveBeagles Nov 18 #9

Snort! electric_blue68 Nov 18 #11

Ha! 🤣😂🤪 QueerDuck Wednesday #30

🤣 John Coktosten Nov 18 #2

I'm sure he's got a very interesting Grindr search history! Initech Nov 18 #3

No doubt but now he has something to blame. Bev54 Nov 18 #4

Yes he is blaming his sexual feelings on airport beams. Irish_Dem Nov 18 #5

He should avoid airports. Just stay home. Jim__ Nov 18 #6

Hmmmm maybe too late Abstractartist Nov 18 #8

That sounds reasonable. QueerDuck Wednesday #29

Wow 😳 MustLoveBeagles Nov 18 #10

Shhh...should we tell him where the other "gay beams" are? electric_blue68 Nov 18 #12

5G 😁 TheBlackAdder Nov 18 #18

😱😱😱 😄 electric_blue68 Nov 18 #22

Sorry, he's already been had, by usonian Nov 18 #13

🤣😂🤣😂 QueerDuck Nov 18 #14

Andrew, do you get dental x-rays? Do you use cordless/cell phones? Norrrm Nov 18 #15

Projection DiverDave Nov 18 #16

Now he has an excuse when he's caught diddling. TheBlackAdder Nov 18 #17

From the looks of him, he'd even be rejected by a couch. Vinca Nov 18 #19

What a... GiqueCee Nov 18 #20

And I am sure he calls himself an adult!! riversedge Nov 18 #21

Tell Him It'll Make His TallyWhacker Bigger! BBbats Nov 18 #23

OMG... My grandmother used that word 😂🤣🥰 QueerDuck Nov 18 #25

More and more frequently, I am soooo embarrassed about.... Laffy Kat Nov 18 #24

Yeah, he's reached cruising altitude more than once. 2MuchNoise Nov 18 #26

Perhaps he was home-schooled... QueerDuck Wednesday #28