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156. Disaster was not quite marrowly averted. nt

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Thu Aug 1, 2013, 10:58 PM

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Walkers warned after cow kills hiker in Pyrenees [View all] The Straight Story Jul 2013 OP

A cow attacked someone - usually I'd think that was bull... n/t PoliticAverse Jul 2013 #1

That was one mad cow...n-t NewThinkingChance40 Jul 2013 #2

He was just standing his ground.... The Straight Story Jul 2013 #3

She was in udder terror for her calf. nt pinboy3niner Jul 2013 #4

If we play it right we can really milk this thread The Straight Story Jul 2013 #5

Though it would behoove us not to make the misteak of going too over-done pinboy3niner Jul 2013 #6

Must be rare, though. n/t Aerows Jul 2013 #8

They will crowd around you sometimes Mojorabbit Jul 2013 #52

Ah...the sound of moosic pinboy3niner Aug 2013 #69

True, we could keep going until the cows come home (nt) The Straight Story Jul 2013 #9

Cream of the crop Aerows Jul 2013 #11

Sorry to horn in on this exchange too late Orrex Jul 2013 #14

I'll just hide out for now Aerows Jul 2013 #17

I'll never steer you wrong Orrex Jul 2013 #19

Okay Aerows Jul 2013 #22

Welcome! We still have a whey to go... nt pinboy3niner Jul 2013 #18

You just T-boned Aerows Jul 2013 #20

I feel offal about it! pinboy3niner Aug 2013 #59

You just rendered this thread unreadable Orrex Aug 2013 #109

Abattoir, my friend. May I suggest an app for you--Cowgle Translate? pinboy3niner Aug 2013 #112

As long as they're contented. nt pinboy3niner Jul 2013 #13

This is no laughing matter jberryhill Aug 2013 #138

Heaven forbid! pinboy3niner Aug 2013 #140

As long as it doesn't get too cheesy n/t Aerows Jul 2013 #10

I concurd. nt pinboy3niner Jul 2013 #16

No whey! Orrex Jul 2013 #21

You'll loin pinboy3niner Jul 2013 #23

LFMAO! Aerows Jul 2013 #25

You pretend it's over to fool me, but if I chuck it I know what always happens... pinboy3niner Jul 2013 #28

You are the king of puns Aerows Jul 2013 #26

But now he'll probably angus out to dry Orrex Jul 2013 #30

!!! pinboy3niner Jul 2013 #31

LOL! Aerows Jul 2013 #37

I tried to keep up a brisket pace, but I think I'm outflanked here. nt pinboy3niner Jul 2013 #33

Sorry to bust your chops. Orrex Jul 2013 #36

I am laughing so hard Aerows Jul 2013 #39

I herd you the first time! Orrex Jul 2013 #41

OMG Aerows Jul 2013 #38

This message was self-deleted by its author Aerows Jul 2013 #24

that's a cheesy remark Berlum Aug 2013 #134

He's a Muenster! nt pinboy3niner Aug 2013 #160

Butter devotion can't be questioned :D n/t Aerows Jul 2013 #15

Not without a significant margarine for error. Orrex Jul 2013 #40

Oil imagine so n/t Aerows Jul 2013 #42

No need to be so crude about it Orrex Jul 2013 #44

You fracking people Aerows Jul 2013 #45

You fracking gas hole Orrex Jul 2013 #46

:D Aerows Jul 2013 #49

Bravo to all involved! Orrex Jul 2013 #50

I loved it Aerows Jul 2013 #51

Is it wrong NewThinkingChance40 Jul 2013 #7

Actualy its 'head'--about fifty head, I'd guess. nt pinboy3niner Aug 2013 #89

HELLCOW! dogknob Jul 2013 #12

No love for Hellcow? WTF? dogknob Aug 2013 #78

MAD COW PROPS!!! pinboy3niner Aug 2013 #82

Thanks for keepin' it veal. n/t dogknob Aug 2013 #83

What about... Atman Aug 2013 #103

I think we charneled each other pinboy3niner Aug 2013 #108

LOL! I missed that! Atman Aug 2013 #114

We gotta be up on our hooves for these things pinboy3niner Aug 2013 #115

I just don't think I can respect a writer who would say "his blood was... Gidney N Cloyd Aug 2013 #148

He had a slip twixt brain and tongue today pinboy3niner Aug 2013 #154

OK, then, I'll respect him in the morning. Gidney N Cloyd Aug 2013 #157

Is that an allusion to Meat Loaf? pinboy3niner Aug 2013 #158

After reading all the above posts, I'm going to Mooooove to another thread. BlueJazz Jul 2013 #27

Oh, behoove! pinboy3niner Jul 2013 #29

This is something that used to be common knowledge. backscatter712 Jul 2013 #32

True, they don't like being disturbed in their prime. They can be total clods about it! nt pinboy3niner Jul 2013 #34

Sorry, I have to hoof it now. You guys carrion without me for a while. nt pinboy3niner Jul 2013 #35

Dear lord Aerows Jul 2013 #43

Where are the Great Pyrenees?? alittlelark Jul 2013 #47

Hang a left at Jerseys. nt pinboy3niner Aug 2013 #87

Just below the the thighs GreatCaesarsGhost Aug 2013 #121

Man bites cow isn't news Orrex Jul 2013 #48

Should've paid the bribe cvoogt Jul 2013 #53

Wow--unexpected! Orrex Jul 2013 #55

don't have a cow cvoogt Aug 2013 #107

Attack of the Killer Cows treestar Jul 2013 #54

But not nearly as bad as Cownado pinboy3niner Aug 2013 #88

grew up on a dairy farm.....My brother was almost killed by a cow when he was about 4. Got..... yourout Jul 2013 #56

You kept everybody's secrets on your farm? pinboy3niner Aug 2013 #92

Oops.....fixed it. yourout Aug 2013 #110

It was a cute misteak pinboy3niner Aug 2013 #111

No beef pun yet?! NuclearDem Jul 2013 #57

A cat like the one in that pic almost killed my bull once... pinboy3niner Jul 2013 #58

Ashamed I have no puns to offer, IrishAyes Aug 2013 #60

That almost sounds like fun The Straight Story Aug 2013 #62

Well, when you're a kid you consider yourself indestructable. IrishAyes Aug 2013 #64

I was menaced by a cow once Retrograde Aug 2013 #61

I am very, very disappointed by this thread. Nye Bevan Aug 2013 #63

LOL Aerows Aug 2013 #65

But not enough calfeine pinboy3niner Aug 2013 #66

LOL Aerows Aug 2013 #67

Heifer the people in this thread Aerows Aug 2013 #68

But there's a lot of thread left with plenty of ruminate for more to join our merry brand pinboy3niner Aug 2013 #71

I en-Geurnsey the laughs while Aerows Aug 2013 #73

We are natural barn comedians, lol pinboy3niner Aug 2013 #74

I believe we have steaked our positions Aerows Aug 2013 #75

We've certainly covered a range of stews... pinboy3niner Aug 2013 #77

This thread deserves a DUzy--and a personal one for you for your input to it!!! nt MADem Aug 2013 #76

I blame it on The Straight Story pinboy3niner Aug 2013 #81

C'est la veal!!! MADem Aug 2013 #84

I just found out the cow was fleeing to Mooscow with snowden The Straight Story Aug 2013 #127

He's now a material witness--probably heading to Linengrad. nt pinboy3niner Aug 2013 #130

He has no where to 'hide', unless he hoofs it to South America (nt) The Straight Story Aug 2013 #131

He should dress warmly--it can get Chile there. nt pinboy3niner Aug 2013 #132

There is lots of Holstien good Aerows Aug 2013 #70

Alas, Hereford today, gone tomorrow pinboy3niner Aug 2013 #72

Good yokes Brangus together. Eleanors38 Aug 2013 #79

LMAO Aerows Aug 2013 #80

It's been Dulong since I've seen such a stellar pun pinboy3niner Aug 2013 #85

When a cow charges... pinboy3niner Aug 2013 #86

THIS THREAD IS BOVINILE! pinboy3niner Aug 2013 #90

The Straight Story posted this? Really? All I can say is...COWABUNGA, DUDE! pinboy3niner Aug 2013 #91

*facepalm* The Straight Story Aug 2013 #120

Those poor walkers were creamed. TexasTowelie Aug 2013 #93

I curd have helped, but I was on the shank end of my shift. nt pinboy3niner Aug 2013 #94

I wonder if any of the other walkers were braised? nt TexasTowelie Aug 2013 #95

They were a braised of their rights, and they declined to moo pinboy3niner Aug 2013 #96

.How do cows ford rivers? pinboy3niner Aug 2013 #97

All these cow pun responses... Earth_First Aug 2013 #98

Nice shot, but you only grazed me. nt pinboy3niner Aug 2013 #99

The Pair O' Knees get all the good stories. nt pinboy3niner Aug 2013 #100

That must have been quite a cow, Patty! Chemisse Aug 2013 #101

I think Investigators should grill the cow to get the real story. nt pinboy3niner Aug 2013 #102

Tuesday afternoon can be very dangerous around cows. In_The_Wind Aug 2013 #104

Cows can be dangerous on Tuesday afternoons pinboy3niner Aug 2013 #125

Very true! In_The_Wind Aug 2013 #128

She was suede by the moosic... pinboy3niner Aug 2013 #136

Do you think there were any wild horses around to upset them? In_The_Wind Aug 2013 #161

Check with the post office. I heard It was a stampede! nt pinboy3niner Aug 2013 #162

Forget it, Jake; it's France pinboy3niner Aug 2013 #105

Was it the Man-Eating Cow? FSogol Aug 2013 #106

No, it was a Vänegetarian pinboy3niner Aug 2013 #113

I think I have herd of that before The Straight Story Aug 2013 #126

Not funny mockmonkey Aug 2013 #116

WTH is that? The Straight Story Aug 2013 #117

I don't know mockmonkey Aug 2013 #122

Message auto-removed Name removed Aug 2013 #118

well..... cliffordu Aug 2013 #119

Mind your manures! pinboy3niner Aug 2013 #123

P.S.: I saw a pic of you once. The thing that struck me was your fertile eyes. pinboy3niner Aug 2013 #124

"Six cows in casual clothes emerged from the vehicles..." pinboy3niner Aug 2013 #129

Joint Tenderizer Task Force, weren't they? nt msanthrope Aug 2013 #137

Stoner terrorism cannot be tolerated pinboy3niner Aug 2013 #141

Turns out it wasn't the NSA bull, but Bossy who turned them in.... msanthrope Aug 2013 #142

Sounds like Bossy had his filet of him, in all aspics. nt pinboy3niner Aug 2013 #143

Sounds like a right-flank writer, trying to milk a story for some cheese. nt msanthrope Aug 2013 #144

The Night of the Cow! (video) dogknob Aug 2013 #133

A bull is checking out at the grocery store. "Will that be cash or charge?" nt pinboy3niner Aug 2013 #135

How do cows control weeds in their gardens? pinboy3niner Aug 2013 #139

I'm frightened. Safetykitten Aug 2013 #145

This thread is udderly amazing. Vashta Nerada Aug 2013 #146

out of control NewThinkingChance40 Aug 2013 #147

We can't Cachena break with you, can we? pinboy3niner Aug 2013 #149

Whats your beef with my post.... NewThinkingChance40 Aug 2013 #150

We accept all punners here, accurding to the OP pinboy3niner Aug 2013 #151

The best place to pun :) n-t NewThinkingChance40 Aug 2013 #152

These were a great Peaceplace80 Aug 2013 #153

"Graze Anatomy," ROFL! pinboy3niner Aug 2013 #155

Disaster was not quite marrowly averted. nt pinboy3niner Aug 2013 #156

The hospital reports that for the other hikers, all is Wellington. nt pinboy3niner Aug 2013 #159

Note: cowlinary references, like Beef Wellington, are acceptable, as are kitchen implements. :) nt pinboy3niner Aug 2013 #163

Post above is intended to clear up any cowfusion and end idle spatulation. nt pinboy3niner Aug 2013 #164

"I coulda been a cow tender!" pinboy3niner Aug 2013 #165