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42. #1 Mistook LLC to be an acronym for Lonely Losers Club.

Wed May 7, 2014, 03:44 PM

May 2014

#2 I hope they sought medical help, because whatever they ingested was eating their brain cells at a rate they couldn't afford to lose them.

#3 Proud user of Worst Search.

#4 Bless their heart! As if they weren't already a charter member of a DU hate site. Too precious!

#5 Seems to think we're one collective intelligence. Wouldn't it be fun to blow their mind with a discussion on panpsychism?!

#6 Fucking fuckwit.

#7 Wins the creative writing award for this bag of hatemail.

#8 Is obviously a 10-year old child.

#9 Really needs to work on their issues with rejection.

#10 Let's just hope they don't homeschool their children.

They were all so funny! I had to give each their due respect.

Thanks for sharing these with us!

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Heeeeeeeere's... Hatemail! [View all] EarlG May 2014 OP

I can't choose just one; they're ALL fuckin' adorable Scootaloo May 2014 #1

A prime collection of TSTL fools. hobbit709 May 2014 #2

cock, fuck shit dammit. PeaceNikki May 2014 #3

you spelled the first word incorrectly it's spelled c-ck leftyohiolib May 2014 #24

And here I thought it was spelled Koch! csziggy May 2014 #28

That's K-ch to you! BainsBane May 2014 #87

Perfect! uppityperson May 2014 #93

DUzy alert. nt awoke_in_2003 May 2014 #145

spit take Liberalynn May 2014 #91

DUzy! NuclearDem May 2014 #32

thanks leftyohiolib May 2014 #48

No... Blanks May 2014 #106

Maybe he just stutters when he types? whopis01 May 2014 #125

Yipee I love the Hatemail bag sharp_stick May 2014 #4

Woohoo! chrisa May 2014 #5

Well, I can only say that the "Lawyer Up!" MineralMan May 2014 #6

"When I finish up in DC" - he's so important! chrisa May 2014 #11

I think by "finish up," MineralMan May 2014 #16

That f'ing Kruse does think he's all that... n/t fleabiscuit May 2014 #86

But who can resist an opportunity to say, "Hi shirt or hi pants"? tblue37 May 2014 #129

Maybe they should consult with Bob Boudelang first. L0oniX May 2014 #156

A bunch of trolls from the conservative websites Gothmog May 2014 #7

The hard part is figuring out which ones come from banned right-wing trolls... SidDithers May 2014 #8

Two sides of the same coin? FSogol May 2014 #25

Absolutely! greatauntoftriplets May 2014 #30

EarlG for the win in the cock mail NightWatcher May 2014 #9

I like lamp Capt. Obvious May 2014 #10

And to think the Netflix one is the SANEST of these posts. amb123 May 2014 #12

seriously uppityperson May 2014 #94

LMAO Soylent Brice May 2014 #132

God only knows what would've happened... 47of74 May 2014 #168

One of the best threads I've read all day. How did DU and Netflix get confused? I'm confused..LOL. monmouth3 May 2014 #13

I'd love to see the email that NETFLIX got about DU!!! nt MADem May 2014 #56

Another DUzy. nt sarge43 May 2014 #66

omg, I am dying here, laughing uppityperson May 2014 #95

I can think of several ways nxylas May 2014 #73

How can you be sure you spotted them all in time? No Vested Interest May 2014 #85

I can't be sure nxylas May 2014 #150

Good you have caught them. The Netflix e-mails must be a hoot...n/t monmouth3 May 2014 #113

He was probably in the Video and Multimedia forum notadmblnd May 2014 #111

So glad this is back RockaFowler May 2014 #14

Was the "hi pants" guy Gary Busey?? JoePhilly May 2014 #15

Haha! Had the same thought! Aldo Leopold May 2014 #35

Which is odd because he could also be the Netflix guy too! JoePhilly May 2014 #41

Lol! You're right! Aldo Leopold May 2014 #65

You beat me to it... llmart May 2014 #44

"...gaggle of gestapo GARBAGE..." randome May 2014 #17

It's alimentary alliteration. winter is coming May 2014 #72

Cock one, for sure! RiffRandell May 2014 #18

The person who thinks we would have gladly assassinated MLK, for sure! AverageJoe90 May 2014 #19

So hard to choose wryter2000 May 2014 #20

I voted for the one who says Skinner lovemydog May 2014 #21

Bless the heart of the person seeking streaming video (netflix) etherealtruth May 2014 #22

LOL. Not understanding the 1st amendment seems to be a National epidemic. FSogol May 2014 #23

There you go Liberalynn May 2014 #98

Then they would get autism awoke_in_2003 May 2014 #147

Thanks EarlG. Sincerely, A Proud Spewer of Rancid Tallow. Scuba May 2014 #26

Yes -- "communist bits of rancid tallow" was by far the best! LuckyLib May 2014 #62

Any of these come with a translator? Spirochete May 2014 #27

Was going to vote for Netflix Prophet 451 May 2014 #29

I vacillated between the two, but came down on the side of poor slob wanting streaming video etherealtruth May 2014 #39

If only we could have hooked him up with one of our streaming video spammers... winter is coming May 2014 #74

And to be fair DemocraticWing May 2014 #43

I know, where is it hidden? n/t Prophet 451 May 2014 #46

It was in Meta. Now you know why it's gone. jmowreader May 2014 #139

To quote George Carlin: Mr.Bill May 2014 #31

AND tits?! mindwalker_i May 2014 #67

His next line in that routine Mr.Bill May 2014 #69

LOL! Le Taz Hot May 2014 #102

Funny stuff amuse bouche May 2014 #33

Second one, just for the "what is this I don't even" value. NuclearDem May 2014 #34

"Hi, Pants!" Warren DeMontague May 2014 #36

WELCOME BACK, DU Hate Mailbag ! Trajan May 2014 #37

The "Hi pants" dude, for sure. Aldo Leopold May 2014 #38

Hi shirt! lovemydog May 2014 #47

I have used 'Hey, howzithangin jockstrap?!?" on one occasion, and hydrocarbons were involved... JHB May 2014 #88

Love. They are all so good. MadrasT May 2014 #40

#1 Mistook LLC to be an acronym for Lonely Losers Club. herding cats May 2014 #42

Voted for Netflix Person for a very specific reason: DemocraticWing May 2014 #45

Just because... sarisataka May 2014 #49

"fairy skippers" LMAO underpants May 2014 #50

LOL ... at first I thought it said "fairy slippers" and then I did a re-read. n/t RKP5637 May 2014 #126

The last one, always Ratty May 2014 #51

It's a smorgasbord of stupid. progressoid May 2014 #52

Hahahahaha!!! I was torn between COCK and JIBRISH (imagine saying that in any other context), MADem May 2014 #53

fuck shit hell fire madokie May 2014 #54

Frankly I think the quality of hate mail has gone down over the years. zeemike May 2014 #55

These are better than the Onion. kairos12 May 2014 #57

!!! Kali May 2014 #58

I'm a fan of the yodel who thinks we're Netflix. Arkana May 2014 #59

LOL! I bet EarlG was LHAO! Cha May 2014 #134

Two things brought me to DU beerandjesus May 2014 #60

/\/\/\/\ yes/\/\/\/\ dembotoz May 2014 #63

...will you be carrying Boardwalk Empire as well? NRaleighLiberal May 2014 #61

A close field, but Denzil_DC May 2014 #64

What about the F bomb dude(ette)? ismnotwasm May 2014 #68

I was first attracted to DU around 2003 or so rrneck May 2014 #70

I was going to go for hi pants BainsBane May 2014 #71

It picked you? Are you sure it didn't p-ick you? n/t winter is coming May 2014 #76

Are you calling me a Monica?! BainsBane May 2014 #77

Not sure I would have seen this if I'd added "monica" to my trash keywords when I added "lewinsky". winter is coming May 2014 #81

Thanks for the laughs! Rider3 May 2014 #75

I didn't know what life has, until BlancheSplanchnik May 2014 #78

That was so beautiful it brought tears to my eyes. Squinch May 2014 #99

me too... BlancheSplanchnik May 2014 #120

The 'Lawyer Up' Fella Sounds Vaguely Familiar, Sir.... The Magistrate May 2014 #79

They couldn't exist without hate and ignorance to keep them going. lpbk2713 May 2014 #80

It's all pretty amusing, Netflix Complainer is hard to beat... Bluenorthwest May 2014 #82

So glad to see the Hate Mailbag again; kudos to EarG for the LOL titles! Hekate May 2014 #83

WOW! I had the MSNBC schmuck in a romp, but the lawyer up clown ... 11 Bravo May 2014 #84

My thinking, as well. ColesCountyDem May 2014 #104

Heh-heh! cer7711 May 2014 #89

Does anyone have the zip code of the "LLC Office?" DFW May 2014 #90

I love the hate mailbag! n/t warrprayer May 2014 #92

The "office of the LLC" was just such an absurd sounding name rurallib May 2014 #96

It was a tough choice. Le Taz Hot May 2014 #97

Thank you EarlG, choking am laughing so hard. uppityperson May 2014 #100

Are you holding up bast gains again???? Dammit, we talked about that. Squinch May 2014 #101

This seems like a slightly better class of moron Warpy May 2014 #103

I gotta go with the one who thinks that Rommeny can't run again yardwork May 2014 #105

"Piss on your echo chamber of Constitution hating, freedom hating, OilemFirchen May 2014 #107

Tough choices NastyRiffraff May 2014 #108

These idiots who claim their 1st Amendment rights are being violated crack me up.... Spitfire of ATJ May 2014 #109

EarlG, you are a treasure Skittles May 2014 #110

I voted the Netflix guy. Springslips May 2014 #112

I love reading these! But afterward, I feel like I've got to take a shower...blech! tofuandbeer May 2014 #114

It's EarlG's commentary that take the filth away for me, tofuandbeer.. Cha May 2014 #135

Yes! I love those! tofuandbeer May 2014 #138

This guy... ut oh May 2014 #115

Do I vote for the stupid and insane, or for the stupid and profane? joeybee12 May 2014 #116

Would love to see more of this! troublesome_mind May 2014 #117

Ask, and ye shall receive. A blast from DU's past: ScreamingMeemie May 2014 #119

Oh my, roflmao lovemydog May 2014 #142

At last, the mystery of Romney's defeat is solved! Rob H. May 2014 #118

Lawyer up, yo! Initech May 2014 #121

This is your brain on Fox News VA_Jill May 2014 #122

Sheesh... Are you guys violating peoples constitutional rights again? Ohio Joe May 2014 #123

OMG Tribalceltic May 2014 #124

Some of these are almost a storyline for a SNL skit! RKP5637 May 2014 #127

Meh, pretty tame. But here's a link to some golden oldies. edbermac May 2014 #128

Wow - thanks a million! lovemydog May 2014 #144

Yeah and DU RESPONDS was a lot better too edbermac May 2014 #148

So many laughs!!! Thanks for this! nt babylonsister May 2014 #130

COCK Soylent Brice May 2014 #131

It's so hard to choose just one! They're all so Funny.. especially with your Commentary, EarlG! Ha! Cha May 2014 #133

how many times did KO have to explain to cretins that "right to free speech" refers to niyad May 2014 #136

I've been on this website for 10 years rucky May 2014 #137

Netflix? More like booger flicks. winter is coming May 2014 #143

Thanks for the surprise! Agschmid May 2014 #140

Wow, hard to pick just one. Rex May 2014 #141

Everyone knows you don't say hi to pants. You say hi to slacks. Or trousers. valerief May 2014 #146

Maybe C-ck is too sacred to spell out? Schema Thing May 2014 #149

I had to go with the one about MLK ... JustABozoOnThisBus May 2014 #151

Isn't an LLC a limited liability corporation? 4_TN_TITANS May 2014 #152

I like the first and last one davidpdx May 2014 #153

I love these updates. ctsnowman May 2014 #154

"Little Fairy Skippers" ...I like that, actually. n/t LeftinOH May 2014 #155

LM*fucking*AO berni_mccoy May 2014 #157

Well, now I demand a liberalhistorian May 2014 #158

Message auto-removed Name removed May 2014 #159

Spam on the Hatemail thread? Too funny. Wondering if they will send EarlG hatemail now? uppityperson May 2014 #160

Oh noes. Constitutional claims are commin against us Maraya1969 May 2014 #161

It was hard to choose.......... Amaril May 2014 #162

If there is ever another DU name amnesty I'm going with "Fairy Skipper" next time. Arugula Latte May 2014 #163

Difficult choices Bluzmann57 May 2014 #164

Can I be DU's lawyer when Orly Taitz takes on the "Lawyer Up" guy and files suit? nt msanthrope May 2014 #165

Hilarious Endgames May 2014 #166

Can't thank you enough, EarlG pablo_marmol May 2014 #167