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15. If anybody had said, "Darth Vader on a unicycle" to me, I'd laugh.

Wed Jul 15, 2015, 05:06 PM

Jul 2015

Last edited Wed Jul 15, 2015, 07:54 PM - Edit history (1)

But here we have something unique.

We have "Darth Vader on a unicycle playing flaming bagpipes."

All I can say is "EEOTTA-EEOTTA-EEOTTA-EEOOTA!"

I desperately need a drink now.

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Hundreds of sex toys dangling from power lines in Portland, Oregon [View all] ghostsinthemachine Jul 2015 OP

more creative then sports shoes irisblue Jul 2015 #1

I'll give you that. Xyzse Jul 2015 #3

They show up free from time to time on craigslist chalmers Jul 2015 #4

Ewwwww!!!!! Beacool Jul 2015 #19

What, you don't have a dishwasher? pinboy3niner Jul 2015 #20

I ain't using no stinky second hand dildo, thank you very much. Beacool Jul 2015 #22

Personally, I don't use dildos at all pinboy3niner Jul 2015 #26

Diversity in all things......... Beacool Jul 2015 #27

Dildos is one subject where don't ask don't tell may be a good policy pinboy3niner Jul 2015 #31

Yes, but you should donate your gently-used ones to an appropriate charity jberryhill Jul 2015 #32

Unfortunately, charities have some rigid rules about that pinboy3niner Jul 2015 #36

dildo depreciation. Is that like shrinkage? Thor_MN Jul 2015 #42

I would have to ask my accountant. Beacool Jul 2015 #62

And I thought "gently-used" would be the show stopper jberryhill Jul 2015 #64

ROFL! pinboy3niner Jul 2015 #65

roflmao Xyzse Jul 2015 #69

Hilarious. I wonder who's behind this... MineralMan Jul 2015 #2

Poetry revised: 'I String the Body Erectric' pinboy3niner Jul 2015 #5

Oh damn. You owe me a screen cleaner. What, the beer thread wasn't enough for you? Hekate Jul 2015 #39

. Thor_MN Jul 2015 #43

Ha ha, what great fun. Snobblevitch Jul 2015 #6

A very, very minor hazard...[n/t] Maedhros Jul 2015 #8

It's a minor hazard until it is you that is rearended because some driver is Snobblevitch Jul 2015 #10

LOLOLOL! pinboy3niner Jul 2015 #13

+1000 grasswire Jul 2015 #46

...or looking at people, or looking at their cell phone, or looking at their kids in the back seat. Maedhros Jul 2015 #16

Exactly. When someone overlooks a multitude of distractions to be outraged about just one... pinboy3niner Jul 2015 #17

From whom are you getting 'outrage'? Snobblevitch Jul 2015 #47

Someone here seems to be VERY concerned about a "public safety hazard" pinboy3niner Jul 2015 #48

It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye. Beacool Jul 2015 #63

The most remarkable thing about this... Lizzie Poppet Jul 2015 #7

agreed - i read the snippet and i'm thinking, "and? someone get hurt putting them up?" 0rganism Jul 2015 #9

If anybody had said, "Darth Vader on a unicycle" to me, I'd laugh. longship Jul 2015 #15

You see "Darth Vader on a unicycle" ... surrealAmerican Jul 2015 #24

Funny!! Beacool Jul 2015 #21

Maybe it's a scene for an episode of the next season of Portlandia?... cascadiance Jul 2015 #58

'Keep Portland Weird' OxQQme Jul 2015 #11

Said just right, this seems to say OxQQme Jul 2015 #12

I just had to click on this Omaha Steve Jul 2015 #14

A little extra pain relief just for you, Steve pinboy3niner Jul 2015 #18

What a waste!!! Beacool Jul 2015 #23

(NSFW) I can't belive this thread... TeeYiYi Jul 2015 #25

Hmmm, are the batteries included? Beacool Jul 2015 #28

omg Liberal_in_LA Jul 2015 #66

I saw one two weeks ago in Portland olddots Jul 2015 #29

Are we sure it's not ISIS? jberryhill Jul 2015 #30

"a neighborhood street fair" eh? jberryhill Jul 2015 #33

Only in Portland DebbieCDC Jul 2015 #34

I lived there for 7 years. Fun place! pinboy3niner Jul 2015 #40

Only a real dick would do something like this. roamer65 Jul 2015 #35

Oh no you di'int! KamaAina Jul 2015 #38

I got nothin'. KamaAina Jul 2015 #37

Another flaccid response pinboy3niner Jul 2015 #41

Do you want us Aerows Jul 2015 #49

No way! You must be devastated by the robbery of all your toys. pinboy3niner Jul 2015 #52

Well Aerows Jul 2015 #53

And they look so much more attractive hanging on the wires pinboy3niner Jul 2015 #54

Never let it be said Aerows Jul 2015 #55

I think I get the thrust of what you're saying pinboy3niner Jul 2015 #56

I'm vibrating with joy Aerows Jul 2015 #57

I'm wondering if batteries are included? Hmmm, maybe they're rechargeable and getting RKP5637 Jul 2015 #44

This whole story is hilarious Aerows Jul 2015 #50

... RKP5637 Jul 2015 #68

Dongs, dongs, everywhere a dong Thor_MN Jul 2015 #45

You didn't beat it Aerows Jul 2015 #51

I lived in Portland for 7 years pinboy3niner Jul 2015 #59

just a bunch of swinging neverforget Jul 2015 #60

Due to the power shortage, citizens were asked to stand up... pinboy3niner Jul 2015 #61

Hey! Who's been in my dresser...um...nevermind pinboy3niner Jul 2015 #67

The police are looking for hardened criminals. Manifestor_of_Light Jul 2015 #70

Just doing their part to LWolf Jul 2015 #71