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23. WOOOHOOO, can they find some damn shark attacks now or something?

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White Smoke Signals New Pope Elected [View all] Hissyspit Mar 2013 OP

That was quick. Skinner Mar 2013 #1

My money is on Kelvin Mace Mar 2013 #7

Yeah. I think the Card's knew a choice was needed within a day or two. pinto Mar 2013 #14

ARTICLE: Hissyspit Mar 2013 #72

now we can take a sigh of relief RussBLib Mar 2013 #95

Cardinal Cicola Evasporque Mar 2013 #111

I am trying to care. Really I am. nt DURHAM D Mar 2013 #2

I care about the name Paulie Mar 2013 #9

Pope Darrel I - xxqqqzme Mar 2013 #94

... CatWoman Mar 2013 #15

^^^lmao! Maine-ah Mar 2013 #69

I'll admit I'm curious. Word is it may be an American. AngryOldDem Mar 2013 #63

I know someone who's glued to the TV.... Spitfire of ATJ Mar 2013 #102

your friend will have to wait Cush Mar 2013 #108

Can't wait to hear from him.... Spitfire of ATJ Mar 2013 #109

Wow Paulie Mar 2013 #3

Oh boy...a new cult leader. SoapBox Mar 2013 #4

I couldn't have said it better Plucketeer Mar 2013 #104

Whether or not you're a believer, bitchkitty Mar 2013 #116

Surprisingly fast sarisataka Mar 2013 #5

I wonder who Duer 157099 Mar 2013 #6

LOL Hayabusa Mar 2013 #12

Glad that's over! In_The_Wind Mar 2013 #8

I really hope that this pope is a follower of the teachings of St.Paul and has an open The Wielding Truth Mar 2013 #10

Paul hated homosexuals and women RainDog Mar 2013 #42

I have a friend who maintains that Paul was gay. yellowcanine Mar 2013 #70

His raging homophobia fits the profile of a closeted homosexual RainDog Mar 2013 #113

Thank you. DURHAM D Mar 2013 #81

All hail Pope Quido I (Sarducci) whistler162 Mar 2013 #11

It was Guido actually n/t Bay Boy Mar 2013 #90

Gussied it up for his new "pope name" JHB Mar 2013 #103

Works for me :) Bay Boy Mar 2013 #110

BFD OldRedneck Mar 2013 #13

Amen. Now the news coverage can get back to 'normal' ... Myrina Mar 2013 #16

Instead well get coverage of CPAC Paulie Mar 2013 #20

from coverage of one bunch of intolerant mouthbreathers to another ... Myrina Mar 2013 #24

The hats? Paulie Mar 2013 #28

LOL! Myrina Mar 2013 #30

Thank you. xxqqqzme Mar 2013 #96

One group is a bunch of men who wear dresses, and the other group are Catholic Bishops. Kennah Mar 2013 #114

Inspector Clousseau: "Ze Pape?!" nt morningglory Mar 2013 #41

The Kardashians progressoid Mar 2013 #56

Hah, no thanks ... Myrina Mar 2013 #64

I hope for the best for the world's Catholics. hlthe2b Mar 2013 #17

I find the whole thing fascinating OKNancy Mar 2013 #18

HOLY SMOKE ! (badump, chee) Grassy Knoll Mar 2013 #19

Holy Smoke and Mirrors, Batman! - n/t RussBLib Mar 2013 #101

I bet the new Pope is a guy this time. AngryAmish Mar 2013 #21

golly, that's exciting, dreampunk Mar 2013 #22

WOOOHOOO, can they find some damn shark attacks now or something? snooper2 Mar 2013 #23

Smoke signals odd tradition Paul E Ester Mar 2013 #25

maybe somebody just burned the carrot cake.... oops tomm2thumbs Mar 2013 #40

The ''real reason'' the smoke came out white..... DeSwiss Mar 2013 #117

BBC: Rome conclave: New Pope chosen by cardinals Eugene Mar 2013 #26

Boo! Capt. Obvious Mar 2013 #27

They were having twitter withdrawal PuraVidaDreamin Mar 2013 #39

Or, as Andy Borowitz said: No pope, just burning documents. GodlessBiker Mar 2013 #29

maybe they were just burning the secret files & evidence tomm2thumbs Mar 2013 #31

I just stepped out for a few puffs on my cigar ... meegbear Mar 2013 #32

I'm sure all the molested kids are celebrating... Champion Jack Mar 2013 #33

Classy No Vested Interest Mar 2013 #68

As a molested child, I appreciate the cynicism. WCLinolVir Mar 2013 #77

Thanks! Champion Jack Mar 2013 #88

There are DUzy-worthy comments throughout this thread! OneGrassRoot Mar 2013 #34

Can't wait to hear what fresh hell we're in for. Arugula Latte Mar 2013 #35

Here�s my take on what�s going on with the Cardinals . . . aristocles Mar 2013 #36

This selection method sucks. I think Survivor: Pope Island or Top Pope would be better. denverbill Mar 2013 #37

Seriously? The selection method does suck! hedgehog Mar 2013 #44

I love the show Diocese Rescue best Capt. Obvious Mar 2013 #46

Vatican's Next Drag Superstar dbackjon Mar 2013 #53

Or, if you're more sports minded: AngryOldDem Mar 2013 #67

I hope this guy is from Africa. That would make conservative heads in America explode. swayne Mar 2013 #38

So what is the Vatican seagull to do now? csziggy Mar 2013 #43

makes Groundhog Day seem downright scientific! tomm2thumbs Mar 2013 #51

Havemus sea gull! meow2u3 Mar 2013 #62

holy pope smoke Botany Mar 2013 #45

We present our newest pope, Darth Pederast mwrguy Mar 2013 #47

A new Hippopopemus? MineralMan Mar 2013 #48

That's very nice. n/t TygrBright Mar 2013 #49

This is about as interesting as the next person in line for the british monarchy. AtheistCrusader Mar 2013 #50

I respectfully differ with that assessment - hedgehog Mar 2013 #60

I don't see any electable pope reversing that in any politically relevant timeframe, but AtheistCrusader Mar 2013 #76

Back in the 70s when we got a new Pope... ReRe Mar 2013 #52

that is really cute! renate Mar 2013 #89

Oh, I could write a book on that one... ReRe Mar 2013 #112

At least we will know the face of a new opponent. Dawson Leery Mar 2013 #54

I'd like to thank the Academy... Kingofalldems Mar 2013 #55

And he shall be Pope John The Fisherman Arkana Mar 2013 #57

Yay! A Group Of Pedo Protectors and Enablers BlueManFan Mar 2013 #58

Alright! Go Cards! Roland99 Mar 2013 #59

I guess they were tire of the "plain food" and didn't want to burn up their weekend. nt Javaman Mar 2013 #61

I know who it is: baldguy Mar 2013 #65

The next Pope will be Italian. Part of the plea bargain. nm rhett o rick Mar 2013 #66

I'd like him to be a black one and see the Christian racists revolting. fitman Mar 2013 #71

Revolting Christian racists? Isn't that redundant? baldguy Mar 2013 #78

Depends on where you put the stress on which Paulie Mar 2013 #80

I predict a homophobic male supremacist authoritarian. geek tragedy Mar 2013 #73

I predict a giant fu*&*ng hypocrite. WCLinolVir Mar 2013 #83

Could use Sarah Palin then. AtheistCrusader Mar 2013 #84

Dang. They didn't take any chances on being misunderstood.... yellowcanine Mar 2013 #74

I imagine they wanted to choose quickly so that the report the WCLinolVir Mar 2013 #75

Well, they're already fucking up, as usual, if it takes this long to actually tell us Ghost Dog Mar 2013 #79

And He Shall be Called Pope George Ringo Wolf Frankula Mar 2013 #82

Good one. n/t Misskittycat Mar 2013 #93

My interest in this process lasts just as long as it takes for the new pope to introduce himself Arkana Mar 2013 #85

This will be CalFresh Mar 2013 #86

Well... Ghost Dog Mar 2013 #91

When do we the people find out who the new Pope is? Auntie Bush Mar 2013 #87

The latter. Ghost Dog Mar 2013 #92

Clear smoke: vaporizer Kolesar Mar 2013 #97

Thank goodness, maybe now I'll stop having nightmares arikara Mar 2013 #98

I'm betting on a hispanic pope. nt Mosby Mar 2013 #99

I can't believe I'm so interested in this--once a Catholic always a Catholic bklyncowgirl Mar 2013 #100

Bergoglio, Buenos Aires. Francisco. Ghost Dog Mar 2013 #105

They're stil not getting the Falklands. dipsydoodle Mar 2013 #106

... That would depend on who joins in that fight... Ghost Dog Mar 2013 #107

He looks like Junior Soprano. n/t bitchkitty Mar 2013 #115