If the Earth Was Flat

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16. The flat earth is more complex than the real one

This shit gets weird so follow along.

The earth is a disc. The North Pole is at its center. The continents are laid out very much like they are on the UN's logo. Although all flat earthers despise the UN, they take its logo as proof the earth is really flat.

Around the edge of the disc-shaped earth is an ice wall 150 feet high. It is guarded by millions of soldiers from every country, whose mission is to kill anyone who gets too close to the ice wall.

At the very edge of the earth, you will find the glass dome that covers the earth. It is several thousand miles to its peak.

The sun and the moon are mounted to a track 3000 miles above the surface of the earth, and they're only 32 miles in diameter. They're mounted on the track 180 degrees apart, and they project light down in a cone shape. There's a mechanism on the sun that allows it to warm the part of the earth that's in summer and cool the part that's in winter.

There is a third object up there that floats between the earth and one of the two other objects when an eclipse is needed. This was sent by the devil to test us.

Satellites are actually radio broadcasting towers. They are very firmly on the surface of the earth.

The entire space program is CGI. If a real rocket were to launch, it would collide with the dome, be pulverized into a billion pieces, and never be seen again.

And flat earthers believe they're the smartest people in the world.