Reply #11: He forgot to add [View All]

[submerged99]

He forgot to add that she was able to escape when an orderly tried to kiss her. That's right, she bit his tongue out and ambushed the next orderly to walk into the door. After banging his head in the door to get the whereabouts of Saddam Hussein, she escaped in the Pussy Wagon after willing her toes to move.

I don't know the rest of the Jessica Lynch story goes..but I bet it involves a samurai sword and a showdown with Chemical Ali at the battle of the Blue Leaves.