Securing The Bushes -Hunter Thompson [View All]

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The good doctor is back:

My friend Cromwell called from Washington last night and invited me to accompany President Bush on his long-awaited visit to the Olympic Games in Greece this summer.

"We're trying to keep it a secret," he said, "so keep this news to yourself until we give the OK. But I thought you should know immediately."


"Thank you for tipping me off," I said. "But traveling to Athens with the President of the United States is not what I really want to do right now. Are you nuts?"

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My final prediction for today is that the U.S. will not send any teams to the Olympic Games this year. And the World Series will also be canceled or at least postponed for a National Security emergency that will never be explained in public until long after George Bush is gone from the White House, which will happen in early November -- or at least before Groundhog Day next year.

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