MY TURN by Dick Cheney [View All]

[Catfight]

On Nov. 2nd, we as Americans have a critical choice. If we make the wrong choice we'll almost certainly be attacked by hordes of devil-worshipping murderers who will blow up our cities, rape our women and slaughter our children. However, if we make the right choice we'll continue to live in a safe, secure country, with low taxes and a plentiful supply of cheap oil from our very own national parks.

It's simple: make the right choice - low taxes, cheap gas; make the wrong choice - torture and death at the hands of freedom-hating savages.

What will your choice be?

(Dick Cheney is the former CEO of Halliburton, an energy services company.)











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