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[underpants]

Date: Jun 20, 2005
Subject: (no subject)
I am so glad that FOX has given me a news channel I can watch and make up my own mind.. to hear the so called news being delivered from ANY other network sounds.. well.. I will use Katy C in the morning: to a libreal she says.. I know the dems have been working tirelessly to over come the void in direction, both night and day, can you share some insight on..... well to the conservative she is VERY dissmisive and says, well you've been in power now for a year and what have the American People to show for it? This type of slanderous crap is common. What I have learned is this: Liberals stay around because they don't ever divide no matter how stupid the topic or illogical the motivation. Conservatives constantly question themselves and others. Making them less cohesive. (weaker) What I will never understand is why when in "power" the republicans placate the minority party by giving in on so many issues the vast majority of people are clearly supportive of them.. and finally. What the crap is the patriot act all about.. I am furious with my own parties inability to think clearly. (as all you libs should be of Clinton, I sure appreciated having to explain what oral sex is to my daughter.. and that it IS sex, and it IS wrong even thought the president says different.. I mean lyin is wrong no matter who your sleeping with)

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This is another goodie

Date: Jun 18, 2005
Subject: ATTENTION: Bill O'Reilly
Subject: TRY THIS IN MEXICO
If you are ready for the adventure of a lifetime, TRY THIS.
- Enter Mexico illegally. Never mind immigration quotas, visas,international law, or any of that nonsense.
- Once there, demand that the local government provide free medicalcare for you and your entire family.
- Demand bilingual nurses and doctors.
- Demand free bilingual local government forms, bulletins, etc. Procreate abundantly.
- Deflect any criticism of this allegedly irresponsible reproductive behavior with, "It is a cultural U.S.A. thing. You would not understand, pal."
- Keep your American identity strong. Fly Old Glory from your rooftop, or proudly display it in your front window or on your car bumper.
- Speak only English at home and in public and insist that your children do likewise.
- Demand classes on American culture in the Mexican school system.
- Demand a local Mexican driver license. This will afford other legal rights and will go far to legitimize your unauthorized, illegal, presence in Mexico
- Drive around with no liability insurance and ignore local traffic laws.
- Insist that local Mexican law enforcement teach English to all its officers.
Good luck! You'll be demanding for the rest of time or soon dead. Because it will never happen. It will not happen in Mexico or any other country in the world except right here in the United States. Land of the naive! If you agree, pass it on. If you don't, go ahead and try the above in Mexico or Iraq. LIFE IS GOOD AT C-NILE ACRES ***

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