Reply #36: Ya need 1 more choice (maybe more...) [View All]

[LuCifer]

I had to edit this and add a ton more stuff!

I fall into "Work at a shitty job for shitty pay"!

Well freaks, I started a new job. And I'm THIS close to tell them to fuck off and die. One of my supervisors is a complete ASSHOLE BITCH who probably needs to learn how to use something that vibrates at the rate of a jackhammer. Yesterday, my SECOND day there, I showed up a whopping 1 MINUTE LATE and this whore is acting like it's the end of the damn world. I guess this cunt has never heard of TRAFFIC? And thanks for NOT giving me a fucking chance to say why I was late. Gee, I didn't know I was reporting to duty at a the goddamn Iraqi prison and shit. Oh yeah, and I didn't wear my retarded shirt to work, which, NO ONE TOLD ME I NEEDED TO DO. I almost said "You know that add in the paper that says 'need 25 people to work for 25 who didn't show up'? Well not only do I see now why those 25 didn't show up, because your a completely uncivilized bottomfeeding troglodyte, but you can now make it 26, and have a very nice day! BITCH!" But like an asshole, I didn't. Oh, and did I mention I will be complaining about this jackass?! Oh I did now..ok good! And another thing that PISSED ME OFF, is this job, I'm not going to mention exactly what it is (let's just say you'll need to pay me if you are traveling from Wildwood to Miami, got it?) pays a whopping $7 and some change an hour. Meanwhile, the SAME FUCKING JOB in New Jersey, pay $21 AN HOUR. Excuse me?! (I love living in FloriDUH, not!) Now this wouldn't piss me off so much if the standard of "living" in FloriDUH wasn't THE SAME AS IT IS IN NEW JERSEY! I mean, shit here ain't no cheaper! HELLO! REGODDAMNDICULOUS. So, if today starts off on such a wonderfully shitty note like yesterday did, I will be looking for greener pastures, cuz I will be goddamned if I have to deal with someone who can learn how to jackoff (as fat as her ass is, it's not like she's going to find a real human that would fuck her!) and has the civility of Adolph Hitler at Passover! I swear, finding a job in this goddamn state of FloriDUH that pays a REAL living wage is fucking IMPOSSIBLE. Thanks Jeb, you penis-worshipping pile of batcrap. And any job that pays more than 2 cents a day slave wages, you gotta have the following:

1. 900 years of experience and/or 13 PhD's.
2. Be bi-fucking-lingual (MORE ON THAT IN AN OTHER POST! LEARN ENGLISH, ASSHOLE! WELCOME TO AMERICA! HELLOOOOOOOOO! If I moved to China, how long do YOU think my ass would last THERE if I didn't speak fucking Chinese and INSISTED that everyone learned MY GODDAMN LANGUAGE!?)
3. Kiss ass 90% of the time you're there.
4. Be completely stupid and incompitent, so that your asshole boss doesn't feel threatened that you'll take over their job.

Oh yeah, and these cockmunchers want me to work the graveyard shit shift, WHEN I SPECIFICALLY TOLD THESE MORONS that I did not want that shift A WEEK AND A HALF AGO and it was one of the primary reasons why I bailed out of my previous job.

"Gee, I am be kan't figure why we am be can't keep any good employmaees here am be yuk yuk yuk." Look in the mirror, cockbreath, and you'll see THE REASON WHY.

Is it any wonder why so many people in this state do nothing but look for their next drug fix?!?!?!?!?