Unconfirmed Sources today is HILARIOUS (Re: Cindy) [View All]

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Cindy Sheehan Digs In As Feds Mull Over Attack On Camp Casey.

As most of America already knows, Cindy Sheehan, mother of slain Army Specialist Casey Sheehan who was killed in the Sadr City section of Baghdad in April of 2004 has been holding vigil under the blazing Texas sun since Saturday, August 6th demanding to meet with the President of the United States. Anyone who's watched the news has seen Ms. Sheehan, a sweet looking forty eight year old with friendly eyes who you wouldn't remark on if you were to pass her in the supermarket or mall. But apparently, according to some Texas state officials, Ms. Sheehan represents a Clear and Present Danger to George W. Bush.


Texas station KHOU is reporting that officials have informed Ms. Sheehan that if she doesn't leave by Thursday, August 9th, she will be considered to be a "Threat to the President." Since Mr. Bush is apparently too afraid to let Ms. Sheehan get within five miles of him it is difficult to assess her actual ability to cause the President any real harm. There is however, one possibility: President Bush had been planning to stroll down the roadside ditch that County Sheriff Kenneth Vanek forced Ms. Sheehan and her friends into on Saturday and is worried Ms. Sheehan will scratch him with a tumbleweed.
Those things can really hurt.

Link: http://www.unconfirmedsources.com/?itemid=1118


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