Reply #190: Nah, they'll blame it on a road map... [View All]

[KansDem]

I can just see and hear the Corporate Media now spinning this...

Kent: Well, looks like someone ran into a ditch in Crawford, knocking down all those crosses...

Shelby: Yeah, Kent. Must have been looking at a map and lost control.

Kent: You mean one of those maps that folds all up?

Shelby: Yeah, Kent. You know how you can unfold them but never can get them folded again...

Kent: Oh, Shelby, how I know. Let me tell you about my vacation last year. I had several of those maps all over the floor and seats of my car. I just couldn't get them all folded again!

Shelby: OK, Kent, but first let's tell the people about the latest siting of Michael Jackson...