A repub told me he'd buy me a one-way ticket if I'd leave the country [View All]

[Atman]

You know, the ol' "You keep bitchin' so much...I thought all you stinkin' liberals were going to do us a favor and leave the country! I'll tell you what, I'll buy you a one-way ticket!"

So I took him up on it. My sister lives on Ko Sumai, Thailand, and has been begging me to come over. She's buying some property and needs help clearing it and building a house. So, I'm there, I told him. Gave him my address and flight info.

Chicken shit bastard ran away so fast he looked like Chimpy running for a fresh-tapped keg!