Pillowtop Mattresses Must Be Outlawed, Immediately [View All]

[XNASA]

I caved. I went along with the decision to buy an expensive pillowtop mattress....and it's ruining our marriage.

I haven't had a decent nights sleep in over two months. I've tried various adjustments....placing a heavy quilt beneath the bed cover.....adding a sleeping bag pad under "my" side of the bed. I can no longer even think of sleeping on my stomach, as is my custom, without experiencing a nagging pain in the small of my back. So I try to sleep on my back, my side, curled up in a fetal position. Nothing works.

I've even tried to overcome my situation through the use of various chemicals....to no avail.

And it's not only me. I've voiced my dissatisfaction for these monsters to others and it always ends the same. The women love them....the men are made to suffer. It probably has something to do with the fact that men generally weigh more and are more affected. I know of no less than half a dozen other men who now sleep on the floor, on the couch or in the spare bedroom because they can't get a good night's rest. It's almost as if it's some kind of vile plot.

Gentlepersons....these pillowtop mattresses are evil. Pure evil.

Men..don't be tricked in to buying one of these. You'll regret it, literally, for the 'rest' of your life.