Democratic Underground - Why dogs are better than kids ...

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It doesn't take 45 minutes to get a dog ready to go outside in winter
Dogs cannot lie
Dogs never resist nap time
You don't need to get extra phone lines for a dog.
Dogs don't pester you about getting a kid
Dogs don't care if the peas have been touched by the mashed potatoes
Average cost of sending a dog to school: $42, average cost of sending your kid to school: $103,000
Dogs are housebroken by the time they are 12 weeks old
Your dog is not embarrassed if you sing in public
If your dog is a bad seed, your genes cannot be blamed
Kibble and water are cheaper than formula and diapers.
They have more hair when they are born.
Dogs never forget to "go" before they leave.
Dogs can go on long trips without yelling "MOM HE'S TOUCHING ME!!!!"
Dogs never grow out of being kissed in front of their friends.
It doesn't matter how much dog hair a Dog gets in its mouth.
You can cage a dog without going to jail.
Dogs will watch classic Star Trek with you and won't laugh at the special effects.
Dogs hide their "blankies" in their crates rather than dragging them around in public.
The older a Dog gets, the more they like you.
Dogs don't ask why. Dogs don't ask why. Dogs don't ask why.
Dogs don't roll their eyes when you insist Dogs today have it easier.
Dogs don't jump on the bed; they just quietly shed in them and lay on you, considerately adding to your warmth.
Dog poop is easier to get off the wall than crayon.
When Dogs don't listen to you, it is because they cannot understand the complex human language.
Dogs have tails, making it easier to grab them as they run away.
No one passes you a Dog with a loaded diaper.
When Dogs interrupt you making love, you don't have to explain that the two of you are "wrestling to see who does the dishes."
Dogs don't grow out of their shoes every 2 1/2 months.
Dogs, when entering those teen years, are neutered.

My child wears a fur coat :-)

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