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Zomby Woof

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Thu Oct-06-05 05:16 PM
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Should very small children be allowed to observe childbirth?

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One stormy night the neighborhod lost power. The only person to answer the call for assistance in a child birth situation was a paramedic. He asked little 3-year-old Katie to assist him by holding a flashlight so he could see what he needed to do. Katie did a good job. With a good PUSH PUSH PUSH from the mother the little boy baby was delivered. The paramedic held the little up by his heels, spanked his bottom and made him cry. After cleaning everything up he congratulated Katie for her assistance and asked her what she thought about what she had seen. She said "Well, he had no business crawling in there in the first place so smack his ass again."

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