What the hell is it with Paris Hilton? [View All]

[jmowreader]

Apparently she's got cubic dollars, a solid-gold family name and will fuck anything that moves.

Which is nice if you're looking for that kind of a date and your standards aren't all that high.

On the flipside, women who are:

a) more attractive
b) more intelligent
c) lower maintenance
d) groomed better

than Paris Hilton are not rare. I'm gonna be blunt: Paris Hilton is the fugliest woman who's ever been graced with the title "supermodel." And calling her a ditz is offensive to all the other ditzes out there.

They put this wench on the covers of magazines. WHY? There's not a person here who couldn't find ten women they'd rather look at than Paris Hilton. Or as they say in Texas, I wouldn't take Paris Hilton home if she was the last woman in the bar.