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[MichaelUK]

Crun - Mnnk, the rain is lovely and warm...Minnie, I think I'll take one of my sowesters off.

Minn - You devil you!!

Crun - Yes I know - here, hold my elephant gun.

Minn - I don't know why you brought it? You can't shoot an elephant.

Crun - Why not?

Minn - They're out of season.

Crun - Does that mean we shall have to have pelican again for dinner?

Minn - I'm afraid so.

Crun - Then I'll risk it, I'll shoot an elephant out of season.

Wallace - Listener's who are listening will realise than Minn and Crun are talking rubbish. There are no elephants in Kent. They're only found in Sussex, north of a line drawn between 2 points, thus making it the shortest distance.

= Penny in Mug

Peter - Thank you

From the episode entitled Terror of Bexhill-On-Sea or (drumroll) The Dreaded Batter-Pudding Hurler, brought to you by the League of Burmese Trombonists.