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[baldguy]

I currently work at a bank in NY. During the recent blackout many, many people called to ask if the ATMs were working.

My 911 stupid customer story: I worked at a mail-order computer company. Customer ordered on monday. He called Wednesday, when ALL air traffic was grounded indefinitely, and screamed at me to get his stuff to him the next day OR ELSE!

In college: I worked at a liquor store (and, yes I do have MANY stories!) Doing inventory on sunday, with a sign with four-inch letters on the front door: "CLOSED FOR INVENTORY". Plus liquor stores are normally closed on sunday.

Every ten minutes there was an illiterate idiot alcky knocking on the door.