Reply #3: Hi! I'm the corporate manager of this restaurant! I'm too goddamned cheap [View All]

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to pay for healthcare for my workers, or even to help them in time of need, but my Christian faith is so strong and so wondrous (you really should come to my church and be born again! You'll love it!) that I'm willing to sacrifice some of my valuable counter real estate to put up this jar to hit up my customers to raise money for one of my employees, who's been here 17 years, to have some surgery! Ain't I great! Hey - I voted for Bush! You know I'm a good Christian! And look - I donated the jar! It's an indusstrial pickle jar that I could have returned for the 30 cent deposit, but I think this surgery is too important that I'll eat the 30 cents!