Reply #25: You're asking me about rants? [View All]

[Arkana]

I INVENTED RANTS!

1. Women who decide that because they "only" spend six out of seven days clinging to your ankle like a horny dachshund that they should cheat on you while you're 100 miles away in Boston.

2. People who tell you in rather nauseating detail exactly what they'd like to do alone with their significant other.

3. Tailgaters.

4. Parents who allow their children to scream like wounded animals in restaurants.