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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-08-04 03:29 PM
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29. Don't bust his hump about where the toilet seat is.
Because there are two schools of thought on toilet seats among us and you won't like either one of them

1) I'll move the seat once: this means that if the seat is down and he needs to pee, he'll put it in the upright positon and leave it that way.

2) I won't touch it: this means that if the seat is in the down position he'll just try (and probably not too hard) to urinate into the toilet without getting any drops on the seat.


Any deviation from one of these two methods is unnatural and wrong.
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